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'bigger the better.

F**K YEAH

That applies to dicks too

That is correct.
When I was little, I had a deep fear of having a bigger dick than usual. I was seriously afraid.

When I was little, I had a huge fear that my dog would make me deepthroat his dick, I still have the fear today.

You win 👑

I finally won something in life.

You won your non-existent prize for having the strangest fear during smallhood.
Now I want you post this conversation cuz I'm going to sleep.

Epic. You have my permission 🙃

You do it 👽

Alright 😑

Literally lmao

I like to see them period.

And that

Exactly. All men agrees.

I am in a very large t-shirt and no boys love me ;-;

I love you

Aw.....thank you.😊

But you haven't seen the irl me.

Do you think I give a f**k? Stay beautiful, I like the you right now.

🥺 Thank you