It's literally hard to turn me on. Try me.

Mmmm, Not working sadly.

h o w
*Remembers tentacles exist*

MWAHAHA

*sigh* Still no.

Still, Not working.

I-
how

Dew it

Bet

Try me

hahhaha, i m p o s s i b le

Ha

Try

man you're gonna be busy for so long RIP your search history

Try me

b e t

Impossible!

EZ

OH SHIT!

Look at the other replys

OH GOD!

You lost

!!!

Lol

bet go ahead and try me!

Challenge accepted

* Sadistic Grin * Bet.

You sick dastard, you almost got me. Though you got me smiling from ear to ear, I ain't horny yet.

Oh that was just the beginning...

.
tch-

.

*laughs in nothing will do me in*

I WILL FIND A WAY-

you're never gonna be able to

im the single most IMMOVABLE object when it comes to this stuff

I don't blush, I don't get turned on, I don't get horny, I never lose NNN

Are you asexual-?

no, im not asexual, but if you only know that much about me, I pretty much am.

You need a girlfriend, Like N O W

...............thats what my dad tells me a lot, and then he flexes on me about how he got so many girls when he was my age (which is true)

*Puts hands on your shoulders* I will find you one! >:3

you're not gonna have any luck

im a cold shoulder person when it comes to that stuff

Well how old are you?

13 1/2 almost 14 -_-

So im gonna do what I do best. Shipping.

well shipping me isn't gonna help

I hate shipping, so much you don't even know.

and by then I could just log off permanently or just delete and be done here -_-
so yeah thats not happening anytime soon

if you as much as linger on the subject of shipping me, im gonna hit the delete button or im leaving

I said may possibly be. Due to your attitude. Hell, I'd go out with you, But n o. 1. Because im married, and 2. I know for a fact you'll reject me, and I dont wanna suffer from that anymore sooooooooooo y u s

yeah I know-

Well, Your 13, Male, Has a small thing for being alone, Cares for hs brother more than he does himself, and certain other people, has a slightly bad past, may possiblly be asexual. Am I right?

yeah thats info on me, but you have no other form of info on me

thats pretty much my short bio desc. no form of info about other stuff like weaknesses or anything.

and im definitely not asexual, I've had crushes before

I even posted a story or 2 about rejections

and being alone is a normal thing for me

as i like chilling in a freakin closet -_-

Nope, I dont think I will. I got enough info on you, to see.

well I could just ignore any attempt

I don't like resorting to that, unless the persons that persistent or annoying, which you're just persistent.

and Ik for sure you don't have info and you're bluffing

Well then how am I gonna help you find a gf- XD

so yeah, give up trying to make anything happen

you're not gonna be able to find me a girlfriend, make me horny, turn me on, or lose NNN or anything like that

cause YoU'Re nOt GoNnA

Mkay, What type of girl are you into?

im not telling you anything

I prefer keeping my secrets a secret.

im not the person who would have someone else try to find a girl for me

its like a dating app or matchmaker
not my type of app -_-

And don't say my age please

I wasn't specific

nobody knows my brothers age-

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-

And? It was a joke

lol ik-

Well you said your age, and you said younger brother
T o o c l o s e

yeah thats true

I see where this is going
And I like it

NO-

NO

No. You're an idiot

No

NO KUWATA-

YES KUWATA-