Clouds pony town temp

Shielded Reinforced Blast Bay Doors

You can't make my GameCube dirty.

rule 34 exist

Ice Cream.

(I’m going to die, aren’t I?)

Im gonna f**king suck you dick like it's icecream.

Square.

*Hops in your lap with a rope around your neck* Square up partner~

Shield.

this
is
perfect

Nintendo switch

You wanna Nintendo Switch postions honey~?

Magic the gathering card

water bottle

Equator

The Equator is straight down. Now use that, and look straight down at your prize~

Banjo

Your like a banjo. Striaght at the top, but cury and lovey at the bottom.

Drawbridge

A drawbridge has two sides. Just like you in bed~

Squirrel

Your like a damn squirrel trying to get into me honey~~!

Blue sock

GIANT ENEMY HELICOPTER

Book

Are you a book? Becuase I'll be reading your ass alll night~

Here’s one, plushy

Are you gonna f**k me like you did your plushy in the 7th grade~

Another, 20 sided die

Let's roll some dice, loser has to strip~

Eggplant

Aka dice

Woomy

I have a bad feeling about this...

Fireball:is it cuz of the switch p-

Ice

Cheems

Ok, it's not an object but...
Woomy

Inkling
I guess

Eric: cloudy

Toothbrush~

Heh~ Your gonna need a tooth brush after IM done with you~

lego

Put that lego of yours, in my eggo~

the heck

ps5

Is that your Ps5? Heheh~ Let's play the game called..~ *Sits on your lap* Me~

nerf gun

*Takes off clothes* Use that Huge Nerf gun of yours, and Shoot~!

gum

Mmmmmm~! Huney... Dont chew so hard on me... Im not gum even though I taste good~

rubix cube

Your like a rubix cube. It takes a long time to do you~

nightlight

Honeyyyyyy why do you have that remote when you can watch me instead~

garbage

Your a nightlight. Even when it's dark you light my insides up~

hat

Your garbage at kissing, but not in bed~

computer

Someone said that lol

i didnt see it oop-
remote
*me looking around my room for all the objects*