Why Trump’s impeachment is 1000% constitutional.

And, he was impeached as a President.

The trial is being held after he left office 'cause Moscow Mitch is a little bitch.

I would say you've explained it very well. Gawd knows where the Trumpies are getting their information these days.

Right-wingers seem to get their news from memes more than anything.

I.e. they get their news from each other

Surely this couldn’t possibly lead to anything bad, like a mass delusion of voter fraud coalescing into an armed assault on the seat of government itself

That would be Crazy Talk.