NO LINES!!!!!
Where's he talking about, his home in Tula, Russia?
You can have an apointment here for 9am, get to the office and see no one else in the waiting room, and you still ain't gonna see the dr till 2 pm at the earliest.
Waiting rooms are educational. Wanna see what lungs look like? Just look at granny in front hacking them up for 6hrs on the floor! They should have funeral parlor agents booking appointments, because they're carting them out in a body bag as you re-read Bride Magazine for the 10th time because the rest of the mags are sopping up blood and piss all over the place and that's the only one that stupid screaming kid in the back didn't rip up because mommy ran out of money to keep buying him ice cream so he can shut the hell up.