B: "I will tell him to go to bed, let him respond, then not respond myself for three hours. After I think he's gone to bed, I'll respond!"
C: <Promptly responds with factual observation. Notes the timely back and fourth, then notices B stops responding.> "Huh, he must've gone to bed."
B: <Desperate for any kind of "own," waits for four hours to drop the same line that he just dropped.> "GoT eEeEm!"
That is the most pathetic display of desperation to give the illusion of a "win" I've ever seen. I would laugh, but it's pathetic.