Alright. Here goes...

*inhales*

This little bitchass man-w**re was born on July 23, 2007. In a hospital with my mother, Jenn [redacted]. This is the start of my life

HA
IM OLDER THAN YOU

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So my dad (Nhan [redacted]) left because my mom filed a restraining order on him because he abused animals and apparently he kicked her in the stomach while she was pregnant with me-

Time skip.
So when I was 1 I apparently drank a bottle of beer or some shit while my mom and stepdad wasn't looking.

oH mY gOd

When I was four

I was basically your average preschooler walking to school every day with their mother, always having my hair in a braid or sum shit *bleh-* and never talked to anyone except rhe teacher all year because a n t i s o c i a l

I don't remember anything up until about 4 so-

I didn't speak at all until I was 3-
They thought I was deaf-
They scanned me-

ight *sits*

Okay...