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So if you're going to die from this, at least you'll die feeling a little better. | THE COVID VACCINE HAS A SUCCESS RATE OF 66% TO STOP MINOR SYMPTOMS AND AN 85% SUCCESS RATE TO STOP MAJOR SYMPTOMS; FOR A VIRUS THAT HAS A 97% SURVIVAL RATE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
329 views 20 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in politics
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2 ups, 3y
Damn good stuff
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
The insanity just keeps rolling.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
You should consider using a more fitting name.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I'll make you a deal...When you can explain the Great Pyramids, Chichen Itza, Machu Picchu and the "Off world vehicles not made on this Earth" the U.S. government now says they possess, I will adopt YOUR version of reality. Until then I will keep looking at things with an open mind and accept the fact that there is far more that I do not know than there is that I do know.

Stay safe!
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
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Stone age tech is so awesome!

"Thuh Satanic Overlord Reptiloids from Planet Zarkon that control thuh fetus eating Deep State made em as markers cuz their GPS got broken"
1 up, 3y
Never heard of that theory. I will look into it.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Yeah, you gotta flip the numbers. 14% the vaccine gives you a major symptom, 33% chance it'll give you a minor one. Because the virus has a 0.66% death rate.
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1 up, 3y
Yes, but you know what I mean.
1 up, 3y
Yeah, I'll take my chances, thanks.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You're proceeding from the curious assumption that this is with a 100% infected population.
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5 ups, 3y,
1 reply
There will be more infections than populace on the planet. Kinda like the election.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Since the CDC ain't the ones misinterpreting the numbers here, I'mma have to take a raincheck on that prediction...
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Several companies have already pulled their mRNA vaccine because people dying, bad reactions, and false positives for HIV. CDC ain't gonna have statistics on that.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Of course they're not.
Luckily you're privy to those nonexistent stats [yawns in sarcasm]
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Nice strawman. I never said I had statistics. I did say that the CDC won't have statistics on those things on their website because it would make big pharma look bad.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
You lacking actual figures you claim to be true is no strawman, in fact, it's the only fact.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
No one will have actual figures because no one is going to record the injuries and deaths of people within a short time of getting the vaccine. They've already tried to blame some of the deaths on covid.
0 ups, 3y
No one cept you, rrrrroight?
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