Coming from the guy that has never held a real job in his life

All he's contributed to society is the money he's paid to plastic surgeons to have his face resurfaced a half dozen times or so.

when i learn to code, i shall hack every computer in every wall street facility.

Hahaha, do it!

and i will split the wealth of every billionaire, from bezos to cooperman, among the united states population

Just remember though that every billion is only going to work out to a bit over $3 each.