Change My Mind

M.A.T.H. Mental Abuse to Humans

L.U.N.C.H
Leftover Unsanitary Neglected Cat Ham

no, it's cat ham like i said before

nobody:
schools: gives us cat ham

but that is real meat tho

no its plastic, rubber and cardboard

yeah, that's the best dessert we get at school

yeah melt it into a puddle and slap it on there.

they give us at our school cardboard pizza boats LOL

What the heck is a pizza boat???

its a pizza shaped like a boat

But why? Why would you shape pizza like a boat? We’re MIDDLE SCHOOLERS (probably)! We’re not little kids who need shaped food!

this is what it looks like

no one will eat it

First its Pizza Hut, now its pizza boat

I have a better school lunch than you
I get chicken nuggets, a better pizza, cheese sticks and Peanut butter and jelly
I kinda feel sorry for ya

Ima just guess you go to Bellwood antis, guessing by your user, and how you just described the food.

To be honest
I like school
even my friends like school
That reason is because then without school
How would we get a device?
How would Impflip exist

Not even the kids would eat those!

idk the lunch ladys give it to us and I don't like it

Okay so I looked it up and they are like pizza on top of garlic bread. Maybe if they tasted better then it would be good?

How many replies can this chain get

garilc bread

I found the end

3

Lol I’m 10

What are you up to, the neighbor's kid

rEEEEEEEETch *vomits*

I haven't been to school in 5 years and I can agree with yo

relatable

C.L.A.S.S Come late and start sleeping

YES LOL

Mmmm some nice lunch, wait.. where’s my cat.

Your cat in the cafe

Nvm he is at home sitting on my backpack

Wait You left your Backpack!

Wait that means i left my backpack at home

Y E S

I may or may not be supposed to be doing a worksheet rn

So i might be late to respond

Ooof

I wonder if you're done yet(lmao)

Im in a whole new grade now LMAO

Took you long enough(lmao)

What the f**k dude

the only one i likely agree with

Killa Queen is kinda ok with this but not ok with this

School is awesome though. Or maybe it's just my school. I heard that some schools are horrible.

H.O. M. E. W. O. R. K. half of my energy wasted on random knowledge?!

i dunno about you, but countless Hours Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge is more than half

If only it was homeworuk half of my energy wasted on random USELESS knowledge

F.R.I.D.A.Y. Finally Rest Isa Day Away

yes

The Y at the end stands for Yay

That's what I thought!

T.E.A.C.H.E.R- torturing evil and cannibal heinous entity reroll

Entity RICKROLL

this is how you can go to comedy island
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yes the teachers exists as a rickroll

my math teacher lets us have memes, he's arguably "the teacher with a soul", and lets us do math video games that don't look like they were invented in 1000 BC

lol im your maths teacher

haha

This Entity Attacks Common Happiness Existence Rigorously

and the principal is parasitic rabid illiterate nose-picking cancerous illogical persecuting appointed licensed-official

yez

P.E. Pointless Education

I feel like P.E. should've been Pointless Exercising

YES YES YES

no maf

funny

I like science. IM NOT A NERD

I like science too i do like school and im really smart but i dont use complicated words that nerds use. i talk normally

Probably should not have said that.

It's ok I forgive you

yep

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I once read that meaning on a magazine

school meat
Man ate egg to mental abuse to humans

Wot

"Who knows one plus o-"
"This is mental abuse!"

I like school

HOMEWORK. Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge.

pe. Doing Endless Aerobics That Hurt

yes. pe is death

I live in Canada I have no clue what pe is

It stands for Physical Education.

Ok

I actually like P.E.

Me:gets hit in the face and needs strong medical attention

The gym teacher: WALK IT OFF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

Yeah they would say CRAWL IT OFF

yeah, P.E. is fun until that one kid says "You didn't hit me lmao" in dodgeball

It can be fun or at least helpful sometines. I lke dodgeball the best

YES

God dammit i was about to say that

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because its the only place other people have to sit by you

Why is this a low rated comment? Here’s an upvote sense you have so many dislikes