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Adios

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me when i drop my shampoo:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(on my toes)

I HAVE THAT SAME BRAND

Oh
That was an accident

Lol good one! Very true statement

Thx

lol that happened to me once

That happened a thousand times for me

ok kool

Y'know what's louder? The floor creaking when you wanna get a midnight snack or when you're breaking into someone's house to plant microscopic bomb and achieve world domination. But this is really funny and relatable :)

how did you find out?

its logic man

but he found my plans

I hope no one looks at your plans while you are sleeping

dont worry, i hid them, along with the fireworks that im gonna set off in the house

Fireworks? Amatuer.... you can't do any damage with fireworks...! If you need the real-deal, I've got plenty. RDX, simple grenades and much, much, much more. If you're interested, hit me up. (For legal reasons, that was a joke. Don't report or sue me please...)

fireworks to burn the house man, im not tryna leave evidence it was me

Ok, ok... I see you. But still, if you ever need anything, I'm here, man

then the plans were destroy

go to go but we can talk later

true

So true

Oh jesus that meme template

so true

no its your upstairs neighbor

Yessss

so accurate

For me it's toilets flushing.

bro i can totally relate

Amazing!

actually the loudest sound is your younger sibling screaming after you touched them

lmfao

ha!!!!

Yea sometimes my PS4 in a war plane when I try to download call of duty or something

Bruh so true

idk about that. a blue whale can make you deaf. also that gunfire is from the mp142 Rex were talking about here

My brain when it hears shampoo bottle fall off the edge

and next, your step dad sneezing

oh noooo

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