Credits to my brother for this one.

Then if the plural of mouse was mice, then would the plural of house be hice?

YES!

English is actually the hardest language it's just that you are very used to it

not to ruin the fun or to sound "smart" cuz i ain't here is the actual reason goose is geese,but moose isn't mess:
https://i.redd.it/ivbjt0riucbz.jpg
sorry img didn't work,but if you open it ignore the last part pls idk why that's there...

Yeah, ummmm....the plural of moose IS meese....but don't let that spoil your fun. Here's a Google link to this well-known fact:

https://www.google.com/search?q=meese&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS874US874&oq=meese&aqs=chrome..69i57j46j0i10i433j46i199i291j0j46i175i199j0i10j5.752j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Hardest to speak perhaps, English could potentially be easier to learn how to write compared to other European languages since it doesn’t use things like umlauts and acute and grave accents.

if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of house should be hice

ENGLISH BREAKS ITS OWN RULES

So unoriginal

Well, if the plural of mouse is mice then wouldn't the plural of house be hice?

ENGLISH BREAKS ITS OWN RULES

Octopi is actually not the correct plural. The correct plural is "octopuses" or "octopodes".

if mouse would be mice then house would be hice

lol

you spelled incorrectly it is actually wouldn't

ENGLISH BREAKS ITS OWN RULES

I know, I was in a rush.

ok

Everyone knows the plural of moose is mice!

ENGLISH BREAKS ITS OWN RULES

That's not necessarily the case. "Goose" and "geese" sprouted from old European languages with rules that stated that the plural must be conjugated like that. However, "moose" came from languages of some native Americans, whose grammar did not have such rules for plural conjugation. Therefore, we say "moose" instead of "meese".

Actually, you are wrong...the plural of moose IS indeed meese. Look it up if you don't believe me. OR, just click this link:

https://www.google.com/search?q=meese&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS874US874&oq=meese&aqs=chrome..69i57j46j0i10i433j46i199i291j0j46i175i199j0i10j5.752j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

It has been called one of the most difficult languages to learn. Both for learners and native speakers alike – largely due to its unpredictable spelling and tricky to master grammar. We're looking at some of the general reasons why people find learning English particularly difficult

If the plural of goose is geese, then why isn't the plural of noose neese

YES!

MOOSEN, no one's gonna get that reference-_-

Also, would it be donut or doughnut?

DOUGHNUT, LEARN ENGLISH DUMB BOI

I realized these all typed from the bottom up (read from the bottom and work your way to the top)

I GOT IT

"I bought two BOXEN of doughnuts"

no they will not.

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MEH

The only correct plural of moose is moose. Sometimes, people add an S to moose, but that is incorrect. Moose derives from Algonquian, a Native American language. It kept the same plural ending it had in its original language instead of adopting the normal S ending of most English plurals.
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/moose-plural/

ENGLISH BREAKS ITS ONLY RULES

english = confuse 100

If the plural of fish is fish, shouldn't the plural of dish be dish?