...it's been a blast putting all three of you SOLIDLY in your places
(Except he didn't)
What a blast. That was fun!
(A broken clock is right twice a day.)
"AWWWW, HES JUS COVERIN! HES BUTHURT AN EVERONE NOES IT!!!"
Mmmm hmmm. So delicious.
(Isn't it?)
Now, remember, girls: if you reply to me, I WILL reply to you. If you reference me, I WILL reply to you. If you don't want me to interact with you, keep your mouths shut. But, if you want to prove me right, go ahead and keep yapping...Daddy will give you attention when he has the time and inclination.
(So we see here that he's reinforcing his need for attention coupled with his emotional instability and insecurity by declaring that he is going to have the last word while claiming to not be a narcissist. He states the conditions in which the last word will be made, and that is when it suits him. We all know that any current conversation he'll jump right into and use the "It suits me" clause as a shield to deflect his need to be the center of attention.
What he doesn't realize, and can never realize as this is the weakness of narcissism, is that even though he's trying to set up conditions that prove otherwise... his conditions prove that he is. To use an analogy, he's telling people they're spelling "apple" wrong when he spells it the exact same way.
This is how you trap a narcissist, people. Narcissists are damaged, mentally unhealthy people that typically have toxic relationships - they're usually oblivious to it. A lot of narcissists can identify with Ayn Rand because her message was to serve the self, and forget all others.)