awww.

And just to be completely clear: a lawyer couple, who in the past have been accused in their neighborhood of being exceedingly litigious, are being exceedingly litigious by saying an image of them being complete assholes make them look like complete assholes?

On a side note, who the hell taught that woman how to hold a pistol?

Is her finger on the trigger?

Indeed it is.

They should have thought about that at the time.

They can still seek a career as funny villains in a spy comedy movie.

It would have been cool if they shot each other. This is why there should be gun classes.