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Harry Potter makes no sense | HARRY POTTER IF HE JUST SHOT VOLDEMORT; HARRY POTTER | image tagged in big book small book,harry potter,voldemort,gun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 6mo
its horrible quality but its so funny i don't care :)
0 ups, 2y
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0 ups, 4y,
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wait this is a template?
0 ups, 4y,
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I can make it one if you wish
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0 ups, 4y,
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yes make it
0 ups, 4y
Ok
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Wait no yeah i made it one. Knock yourself out.
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0 ups, 4y,
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what's the name?
0 ups, 4y,
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Pants are an illusion
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0 ups, 4y
ok
8 ups, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y
Yeh
6 ups, 4y,
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ok i dont mean to nerd out and i get this is just a meme but voldemort legit had 7 lives, and I'm pretty sure there's some spell or something i mean its magic like i think between being able to literally make something spontaneously combust and a shotgun you would chose magic
3 ups, 4y,
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Yeah and that. I explained there were no guns there at Hogwarts.
0 ups, 1y
Well remember muggle technology doesn't work in the Wizarding world!
1 up, 4y
thaksss
0 ups, 4y
Lol yesyesyes we can be nerds together!!!!
0 ups, 4y
THANK YOU!!!! Thanks for being a fellow nerd! Lol it’s true that it’s kinda hard not to geek out even if it’s a meme, that’s like me on every other meme I see.
5 ups, 4y
5 ups, 4y,
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This comments section is hilarious ngl but I am obligated at a hardcore Harry Potter fan to say that Voldemort, or any competent wizard(yes even if horcruxes had been destroyed) couldn’t be shot because... well, shield charms, duh
3 ups, 4y
But if he makes the spanish inquisition move and he don't notice him he can't perform a spell fast enough
3 ups, 4y
well knowin that voldemort only returned to power in book 4 of the collection he had 3 (book years) to practice all the things he knew before he had encountered harry
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3 ups, 4y,
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Well if he shoots him when hes pooping he wouldn't have time to cast that spell. Correct me if I'm wrong
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
whens the last time in a harry potter book that they've mentioned anyone pooping ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
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1 up, 4y
You've got a point lol. Do wizard use bathrooms?
2 ups, 4y
Exactly
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0 ups, 4y
r/woosh
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0 ups, 4y
use a silenced sniper and shoot him in the back of the head, even Voldermort wouldn't think about that happening.
5 ups, 4y
who is to say that guns malfuntion in harry potter, ya know like cell phones
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4 ups, 4y,
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LOL I always wonder the same thing. If Harry's army had shotguns then life wouldave been easier.
4 ups, 4y,
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I mean I'm not exactly a Harry Potter fan but I always wondered why they don't use rifles or some guns
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5 ups, 4y,
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Ikr? I’ve always wondered what it would be like if Harry just sniped Voldemort from the roof of hogwarts
0 ups, 4y
He could've also shot Dobby in the second book.
3 ups, 4y
same
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4 ups, 4y,
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Meet the new Harry Potter gun
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3 ups, 4y,
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B A N G B A N G B A N G AND IT SPARKLES LIKE NEW!
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Accept in this case it would be Voldemort's head sparkling like new
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3 ups, 4y
Yup
4 ups, 4y
I have been thinking about this ever since I have read Harry Potter
4 ups, 4y
lmao
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Wands are overrated, here try this
2 ups, 4y
Yeah
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5 ups, 4y,
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STOP DESTROYING MY FAVORITE BOOK SERIES! THEY ARE WIZARDS NOT STUPID MUGGLES! THEIR WANDS IS 10 000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN A SHOTGUN!
6 ups, 4y,
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Obviously not, a good placed sniper shot on an unexpecting Voldemort would've easily killed him
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5 ups, 4y,
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He’d just resurrect using his horcruxes
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4 ups, 4y
Not if the horcruxes were gone
4 ups, 4y
1 shot k.o. for gun
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4 ups, 4y,
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Let's see that in action.
Wand vs. Shotgun.
Shotgun fires.
Shotgun breaks wand.
Shotgun wins.
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4 ups, 4y,
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Wand redirects the bullets to destroy the shotgun wand wins
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3 ups, 4y,
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Nah, the bullets will hit the wand before the wizard is capable of saying their spell.
Bullets fly a lot faster than people talk.
3 ups, 4y
Railgun vs. Wand.
Railgun fires.
Railgun incinerates Wand.
Railgun wins.
2 ups, 4y,
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They don’t need to say a spell to cast it. In the sixth book, they were learning to cast a spell non verbally in professor snapes class.
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2 ups, 4y,
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They still have to say it in their minds, which takes the same amount of time, and bullet is still faster.
2 ups, 4y
It takes a lot less time to read a book in your head than out loud.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
They could always think the spell
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0 ups, 4y
Yeah, but the bullets will still hit you in less time than it takes to think the spell.
3 ups, 4y,
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just 360 no-scope him
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4 ups, 4y,
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He’ll still revive
4 ups, 4y,
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unless you shoot his horcruxes.
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3 ups, 4y,
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They can only be destroyed by magical weapons
3 ups, 4y
Railgun can incinerate the horcruxes
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
well just enchant a glock 17. the glock still does the trick anyways
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3 ups, 4y,
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Now I’m actually on your side
3 ups, 4y
just enchant it so it goes faster and hits harder
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0 ups, 4y
yay!
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0 ups, 4y
r/woosh
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