Harry Potter makes no sense

wait this is a template?

I can make it one if you wish

yes make it

Ok

Wait no yeah i made it one. Knock yourself out.

what's the name?

Pants are an illusion

ok

Yeh

ok i dont mean to nerd out and i get this is just a meme but voldemort legit had 7 lives, and I'm pretty sure there's some spell or something i mean its magic like i think between being able to literally make something spontaneously combust and a shotgun you would chose magic

Yeah and that. I explained there were no guns there at Hogwarts.

Well remember muggle technology doesn't work in the Wizarding world!

thaksss

Lol yesyesyes we can be nerds together!!!!

THANK YOU!!!! Thanks for being a fellow nerd! Lol it’s true that it’s kinda hard not to geek out even if it’s a meme, that’s like me on every other meme I see.

This comments section is hilarious ngl but I am obligated at a hardcore Harry Potter fan to say that Voldemort, or any competent wizard(yes even if horcruxes had been destroyed) couldn’t be shot because... well, shield charms, duh

But if he makes the spanish inquisition move and he don't notice him he can't perform a spell fast enough

well knowin that voldemort only returned to power in book 4 of the collection he had 3 (book years) to practice all the things he knew before he had encountered harry

Well if he shoots him when hes pooping he wouldn't have time to cast that spell. Correct me if I'm wrong

whens the last time in a harry potter book that they've mentioned anyone pooping ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

You've got a point lol. Do wizard use bathrooms?

Exactly

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use a silenced sniper and shoot him in the back of the head, even Voldermort wouldn't think about that happening.

who is to say that guns malfuntion in harry potter, ya know like cell phones

LOL I always wonder the same thing. If Harry's army had shotguns then life wouldave been easier.

I mean I'm not exactly a Harry Potter fan but I always wondered why they don't use rifles or some guns

Ikr? I’ve always wondered what it would be like if Harry just sniped Voldemort from the roof of hogwarts

He could've also shot Dobby in the second book.

same

Meet the new Harry Potter gun

B A N G B A N G B A N G AND IT SPARKLES LIKE NEW!

Accept in this case it would be Voldemort's head sparkling like new

Yup

I have been thinking about this ever since I have read Harry Potter

lmao

Wands are overrated, here try this

Yeah

STOP DESTROYING MY FAVORITE BOOK SERIES! THEY ARE WIZARDS NOT STUPID MUGGLES! THEIR WANDS IS 10 000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN A SHOTGUN!

Obviously not, a good placed sniper shot on an unexpecting Voldemort would've easily killed him

He’d just resurrect using his horcruxes

Not if the horcruxes were gone

1 shot k.o. for gun

Let's see that in action.
Wand vs. Shotgun.
Shotgun fires.
Shotgun breaks wand.
Shotgun wins.

Wand redirects the bullets to destroy the shotgun wand wins

Nah, the bullets will hit the wand before the wizard is capable of saying their spell.
Bullets fly a lot faster than people talk.

Railgun vs. Wand.
Railgun fires.
Railgun incinerates Wand.
Railgun wins.

They don’t need to say a spell to cast it. In the sixth book, they were learning to cast a spell non verbally in professor snapes class.

They still have to say it in their minds, which takes the same amount of time, and bullet is still faster.

It takes a lot less time to read a book in your head than out loud.

They could always think the spell

Yeah, but the bullets will still hit you in less time than it takes to think the spell.

just 360 no-scope him

He’ll still revive

unless you shoot his horcruxes.

They can only be destroyed by magical weapons

Railgun can incinerate the horcruxes

well just enchant a glock 17. the glock still does the trick anyways

Now I’m actually on your side

just enchant it so it goes faster and hits harder

yay!

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