Boarded up windows

It’s more frantic than preparing for a hurricane

and which party would that be?

Democrats, obviously.

No, that’s for all of the Republicans who are going to riot. You know, just like they did in 2008 and 2012.

...Is that sarcasm? I hope it is because they didn't, then again I've heard so many braindead arguments lately I can't tell anymore.

Yes, that was very much sarcasm. And no, you’re not wrong that there are probably idiot leftists who actually think that.

I'm serious, I've had people say that - and this isn't an exaggeration - seventeen times in two days.