On the way to that one Lollapalooza I went to, in 92, my ex was driving and "Even Flow" came on the radio. So in Vedder's voice, I started singing "even flow" - FOR EVERY LINE! I swear, the entire song, just repeating those two words.
My ex, who had tested my humor to see if I got hers on the phone the day after we met, somehow didn't think it was funny, me howling away in his voice. Turns out she stayed dour the whole day, and nearly ruined it for me. Literally the only person still sitting in the whole place by the last two bands, Ministry then the Chili Peppers. Friggin asshole.
Anyways, she almost got me down after hours of this till it hit me - I usually went to see bands by myself since folks I knew didn't share my taste, so I just pretended I was alone and shut her out.
With Ministry I started doing this stacca
to type dancing, and this dude next to me started kinda doing it too, but with lots of karate chop motions. For the Peppers I turned it neo-psycho-dahlia, like more sinewy, flowing, and he did to, only still with the chops, albeit softer He was with two gals. We never spoke or nothing, and parted without a word, heck, our eyes never even met, but we were in sync-ish style wise. I regret not saying anything to him after.
One of the best times I had in my life.
hahahahaha, Linda, you stupid bitch!
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