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5 ups, 4y
Coins are cash... So, technically "a billion in cash" could literally be a hundred billion pennies... Doesn't strike me as any better than the trillion in quarters.
4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
1 trillion = 1000 billion

Take the trillion.

Coins have the benefit of weight. It's possible to mechanically count them, and to mechanically roll them.
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1 up, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y
Not as easily as coins, which can be counted by weight. There is no reason to sort the coins, as the scenario specifies the trillion dollars is in quarters.
3 ups, 4y
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give me the quarters, i'll pay someone to lug them to the bank for me and cash them in :)
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2 ups, 4y
Take the trill and pay a bank a billion to pick it up and deposit. Problem solved lol
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I'm not greedy, I'll be fine with the billion.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
well, you'll be richer with the trillion, but it'll be hard to carry
2 ups, 4y
I'd have to spend most of the trillion in quarters just to have space to store the rest of the trillion in quarters.
2 ups, 4y
I’ll take the trillion. That way I can have a few Scrooge McDuck vaults to swim around in with money to spare.
2 ups, 4y,
3 replies
Ill take the billion... I read Alex rider, and in one book they pay a guy back his million in quarters in an enclosed room and killed him like that...
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE BOOK
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ITS A SERIES. And there are incredible inventions, better than sliced bread, called libraries where you can borrow books. Truly incredible.
Also, kindle.
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Everything is better than sliced bread

like explosives
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Librarys are better than the wheel
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
and toilet paper
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah TP is pretty important too... So is soap.
2 ups, 4y
yeah
1 up, 4y
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I read one, in which a football team died because they had been injected with gold-encased poison. Signals from cell-towers made the gold melt in the bloodstream and they died.
INTELLECC: 100
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I loved that one.
And how did you only read one????????
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
From my school's library.
But I'm not into this kind of thing, I'm reading 1930's novels and all so... I did it for a change.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
oh ok.
But that one was in the middle of the series.
I dont understand people who can do that...
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I picked a random book from the middle of the shelf, yes.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
But ... why?
Middle of the shelf, middle of the series! HOW????
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
The story, it was no problem understanding the story.
Is this what you normally read?
Cuz I found it really difficult with the action parts.
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
I normally read fantasy and things like that, but yeah alot of action too. I love it because the author goes to such detail to make things right. What do you normally read?
AND HOW DID YOU NOT WANT TO READ THE NEXT ONE AFTER HE GOT SHOT IN THE HEART?????????????????
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
O, I thought he died. I *might* read it when I'm done with another 1950's novel.
1 up, 4y
Thats why you need to read the next ones. And the first ones.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
It's friccin' continued!?
But I've read The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and spent half my life on Roald Dahl.
Usually, it's history and philosophy.
1 up, 4y
It started too... XD
First book is Stormbreaker
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Uh WHAT
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
hehe... Read it....
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
just how...
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I cant say... you've got to read it lol
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
that's literally impossible for someone to suffocate in quarters
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I didnt say suffocated... Or how big the room was...
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
oh
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ya... It was gross...
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
well I'm not going to read it
2 ups, 4y
Why not?????!!!
2 ups, 4y
NO. G I V E. M E THE. PENNYS
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2 ups, 4y
Trillion, Get all the stuff i need for the rest of my life, then give it all away
1 up, 4y
The quarters easily
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1 up, 4y
trillion dollars in quarters
1 up, 4y
I'll take the billion
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1 up, 4y
billion
1 up, 4y
a billion in cash because a trillion in quarters would destroy the economy
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1 up, 4y
I'll take the trillion because there is a lot of things I could do to help others in need
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1 up, 4y
quarters, cash them in, make it cash. BOOM LOOPHOLE
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