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0.63 naps per minute. how the hell did she get any sleep

0.63 naps per minute. how the hell did she get any sleep | image tagged in kylie i wake/i sleep,nap,sleeping,sex jokes,guinness world record,world record | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
374 views 14 upvotes Made by Slobama 4 years ago in SexStream
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I would love to be the umpire who has to count and decide what counts as "slept with". Did the guys have to ejaculate for it to count? I imagine this isn't possible without preparation if you only have a minute and 34 seconds to finish... Did she post an ad looking for men who came too quickly? 😅🙈 Also, I imagine men under pressure have even more trouble performing. 🙈 I don't think she did much other than stay hydrated... 😅
2 ups, 4y,
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I can think of a fairly obvious way to deal with the time issue. It's 94 seconds each only if the encounters occur consecutively. If they're concurrent... like you said, it depends on your definition of "slept with".
2 ups, 4y,
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That sounds like they were all consecutive... And it was even shorter as well. How the hell did they find so many men? Or were they allowed to participate multiple times? Unfortunately, the sources are fairly limited and before you ask, that video was taken down... 😔
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Most of them didn't even take 45 seconds? No wonder she "didn't break the orgasm record."
There's a whole lotta sad to go around here. Even so, I don't believe that women are diminished by the number of men they have sex with (bless their golden hearts) and she did get the world record. Can you imagine making the attempt and just missing? That'd be both metaphorically and literally pretty raw.
2 ups, 4y
Yeah, imagine being the former record holder who also participated in this... literal f**kfest and who also bested her old record by a lot but finished just shy of 900. That probably didn't feel very fulfilling at all... 😅

Raw is right... I don't even wanna imagine having sex for twelve hours straight. I mean, I've been in bed with someone all day before but it wasn't constant penetration... And we were already hurting afterwards. 🙈 But I guess it just takes a huge tub of vaseline to get through that... 🤔
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Why is it called "sleeping"?
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