What the fu-

hold up

I’m working to become an author (not really I’m honestly just a teenager making stories lol) but my friend hears all of my ideas, I’m gonna prank her with this

Church, if you’re actually doing this, plz kill me

...hm?

If LIFE was a game, it will suck. Here's why:
1. The tutorial is so long.
2. Your character's special perks, abilities, status, social life, and money are all decided by two people deciding to passionately hug.
3. You can't pause the game, and you can't exit the game unless you kill off your character.

Yeah. Life sucks.

Tutorial ain't long. Life is short.

And thanks for making me feel worse about everything. <3

You shouldn't feel bad

It's true tho

There is no tutorial in life

(childhood)

Oooooh

lol, this one's good :)

Lol

Lol

this scares me

is that patrick stump?

Excuse me but WHAT THE F**K IS DAT!

I am the definition of a "christian minecraft server"

repost

Link?

https://amp.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/c0ykfl/i_decided_to_kill_off_a_few_characters_in_the/

Hmm, its not the exact same thing... so that would've made it not a repost.