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What do you think are the biggest differences between men and women? (NOTE: This is sarcasm. I know it’s exaggerated)

What do you think are the biggest differences between men and women? (NOTE: This is sarcasm. I know it’s exaggerated) | WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP AND INFINITE GRUDGES AND JEALOUSY; I DON’T LIKE YOUR DRAWING; I F*CKING HATE YOU, YOU AMOUNT TO NOTHING AND YOUR EXISTENCE IS SO MISERABLE THAT YOUR MOM CRIED TEARS OF SORROW WHEN HER PREGNANCY TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE. I KNOW, BRO. LET’S BE FRIENDS | image tagged in girls vs boys | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That meme was a bit extreme, but it is true that there is more different between men and women than just men having something between their legs that women have not.

All I say now is average, since every man has a bit of women's behavior in them and vice versa. Men are known to be very straight forward in about well everything. This sometimes give men the reputation to be stronger both physically and mentally than women, while mentally the opposite is true. They also say that women are more sex orientated in a relationship than men, but as men are very straightforward on the subject they often think it's the men who are.

Now what I do see is this. In jobs where you must take care of people, like nurses, people taking care of old people, or guiding people with mental impairments most of the people I see there are female. Most jobs where you need to take care of little kids are also overrun by women. Jobs that are more physical like construction work and engineers are mostly men. Most coders I've met are also male. What is not clear to me is if this is because of a stigma over the jobs, like .. being a man's world or something like that, or if it's just the interest of the people of a specific sex in general. Now of course, and I know this sounds sexist, but I think that nature's call may also have something to do with it. In our primal form it were the women taking care of kids, so professions in taking care may therefore trigger a mother's instinct, I guess... Does not fully explain most coders are male, though, since if it's a man's instinct to do the more physical jobs coding is not it (I'm a coder myself, so I know). And when it comes to coding I see loads of men, but when it comes to keeping data in databases up to date, it were mostly females working there. Both jobs require a computer.

Now there's more to it than the character limit will allow me to name. And there's also the "tomboy". A girl acting like a boy. So a girl showing a lot of traits normally associated with men. And tomboys are not always lesbians (I met a lot of them who were straight). And there are also men who show more traits normally associated with females. So everything is to be taken in average.

Now one thing about women my mother always told me is, that boys are a lot sweeter when it comes to arguments. A few hard hits and it's over. Women on the other hand can be very evil. This is according to my mother, and if she wasn't a woman herself she wouldn't be my mother...
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I know it’s overexaggerated
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Yeah, I guess.
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What are the biggest differences
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the fact that boys usually scream at each other when they DO become mad and girls just go like "you know what? I'm leaving."
2 ups, 4y,
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True
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I only leave when the situation becomes so stupid that it's going to be pointless to argue.
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Yeah lol
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it's annoying when that happens.
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i like to think it’s the most unfair things, woman rapes child for 31 years, every one just says “it was a psychological issue” man smiles genuinely at a child from nestolgia, “PEDO! PEDO!” and the whole fact some think men can’t be sexually abused, but i guess they’re not all bad differences, like how they choose friends, i found it SUPER annoying when a female friend took 54 ever to decide if some dude could be in our group, but i call someone a friend after i learn their name
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Yeah
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ok.. i thought i was dumb but then i typed this stuff
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That’s some deep shit 😂
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right, it’s like saying “ if mewtwo was man made by cloning mew, does it even count as a Pokémon?”
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Yeah
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Eh...it's not THAT exaggerated XD

I guess men just tend to think more straightforward.
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Yeah lol
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To be honest the biggest difference is appearence. The reason they act different is because we pressure them too instead of letting them develop their own interests.
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that’s true..when you think about it, i honestly don’t think humanity will ever allow men to feel much other than, “YEAHHHHH TESTOSTERONE!!!!!!” since humanity wont even let men feel friendship without asking if they’re gay, how are we to let them feel depressed, more than that, when a man is genuinely depressed, on the verge of suicide, society says “suck it up” but woowww u is right
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True that
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Girls: *go in groups of girls*
Boys: *are the Soviet Union*

There’s a difference somewhere
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😂🤣😂
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Well, they do have differences in their brains. For example, men only listen with half of their brains, while women listen with the whole damn thing. Also, a lot of differences socially.
Women: hug in public, nobody cares
Men: hug in public, UR GAY
Like really tho?
Is it more than evolution? Maybe interacting with other humans shapes us.
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So true bro.
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I greet my friend by flipping him off and he thinks it's funny.
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IKR!
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