I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

“I knew I should have stayed home today “
-Arnold from the Magic School Bus

"Please let this be a normal field trip!"
-Also Arnold from the Magic School Bus

thank you!

Me every day

-But how could you are to guess dat present day is a worse ever if not stepped even single foot out of couch?

This will be very helpful!!! :D

Pretty much me almost every day when I'm forced to go to school

Exactly, school just sucks in general.

It's really just a short time in your life, Lacey. It's just a shame time moves so slow as a teenager.

Tell me about it, it's not fast enough.

I know. Yet as you age, it'll fly by. Trust me. Enjoy your youth as it lasts.

Oh, it will be. Think last month, that's how 5 years ago feels to me.
My days feel 1.5hrs long. That ain't good.

Shame? Dang, the best years in my life each felt like a century compared to now, and they were so sh***y they'd make these kid today evaporate quicker than flatulence in a convection oven tossed into a torando - yet they were awesome too.

It is counter intuitive tho. Hell, I could skip through getting a doctorate now, if my memory didn't fall to hell. I remember long deep summer evenings as a kid. Just doesn't seem the same now.

One single one of them nights seemed longer than my July was. Wait, it's SEPTEMBER already? When did August happen?

F**k, we're a few months away from wheelchairs. Getting older sucks.