The despicable media are trying to falsely taint a true patriot

I totally made that up, but said it came from "anonymous sources." See how easy that was?

Yes! Totally easy. BTW, Joe Biden invented the cotton gin, and the printing press, and he abducted Amelia Earhart and used her as a sex slave for decades before trading her in for Mary, Queen of Scots. I made that up too.. It's fun and easy! The more absurd, the better..

An anonymous source says Joe Biden hates dogs and will have them all killed for fear of spreading coronavirus.

Actually, you and the "The_Lone_Haranguer" might each have great points.. (upvotes!)

I hope this goes viral

Yes