Ugly!

😉
Peace.

Not much better

Each to their own 😏

Peace.

i want u to do a "peace" to me

Is that good enough ?? 😉

✌️

yes

APPROVED BY THE SOCIETY OF ROASTING.

wow

this qualifies as a rare insult... XD

yep

lol!

For the few of you who are offended by my light-hearted joke about the virus, here is what you actually need to know about me. First, I am not a young man. In fact, I am a senior citizen. Second, I actually have multiple serious risk factors. And if I actually got the Chinese Virus (Yes that is where it originated, like the Spanish Flu for example), it could very likely kill me. So I live my live very cautiously and I personally do not take risks during this pandemic. Nor do I recommend that others take unnecessary risks. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR! IT’S A JOKE! IF YOU ARE HUMOR IMPAIRED, AND YOU ARE YOUNG, THEN I SERIOUSLY FEAR FOR YOUR FUTURE WITH YOUR HUMORLESS ATTITUDE. THAT IS VERY SAD TO ME. BUT I, FOR ONE, VALUE HUMOR. SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING ELSEWHERE. YOU WILL NOT CANCEL ME,NOR SHAME ME, NOR CHANGE MY SENSE OF HOMOR. MANY PEOPLE LIKE MY HUMOR AND THAT IS WONDERFUL. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT, FCUK OFF!

Fyi...the "Spanish flu"? Originated in Kansas. We sent it overseas with our troops during ww1. You might want to look that up.
Thanks from another "senior citizen".

Mindless, knee-jerk reaction to truth. Don't like it, try to silence it.

Mindless? Who cares? It's called the Spanish flu kiddo, so just deal with it. You're one of those people who would show off their knowledge whenever they can, whether it's confirmed or not.

I believe your helmet needs a helmet. You've obviously taken too many falls. If you were capable of comprehension, I'd recommend you reread the replies. You missed the point entirely. However, your reactions thus far have proven that would be a Herculean task beyond your meager abilities. Why don't you go ask mommy for a snack and leave the big kids alone.

Hahaha... no kiddo. "big kids" look kiddo in just here to make memes, not have full blown arguments. I like to keep peace if possible. Besides, me saying "shut" was a joke. You take things a bit TOO seriously. Pretty bold of you to assume I even have parents.

You have a funny way of "trying to keep peace". I didn't assume anything. It was my polite yet sarcastic way of saying "f*ck off" as you failed to take any clues from the course of responses. All I am here for is the entertainment value. Though I will point out an obvious error which has caused misinformation to be spread, as was my initial reply. Which you decided to try and silence for no apparent reason. I have been accused of many things but taking things too serious was not among them. Life's a joke and death ain't that far behind it for its comedic value.

Life isn't a joke. Jokes have meaning.

my life is a joke so that means my life has a meaning

Not all jokes have a meaning. Look at Congress.

Why are you bringing Congress into this? How does that relate to this?

You welcome for mods

Yes thank you.

I did not try to f**king silence you, a**hole. I didn't mean to come off the wrong way, by silencing you. That's not what I'm about. That was a joke. Unless you're to insensitive to hear this. If you are, then shut the f**k up and f**k off. Yes death is funny. You get to watch everyone you care about die before you.

And that I have. Watched my best friend. Watched my little sister die just a few weeks ago. Watched too many people die. Life's a joke and so are you.

Ok I'm sorry about your little sister. There's nothing I can do about that. Life isn't a joke

Bruh, I watches my grandma died, my dad, my papa soon, maybe my aunt, my stepdad is never home, I get blamed for everything, and my grandpa abuses my grandma physically and mostly verbally, and he verbally abusese.

Abuses me*

What my mind processes: I did not try to (beep) silence you, (beep). I didn't mean to come off the wrong way, by silencing you. That's not what I'm about. That was a joke. Unless you're to insensitive to hear this. If you are, then shut the (beep) up and (beep) off. Yes death is funny. You get to watch everyone you care about die before you.

Hmmm

Oh no I know exactly what you meant.

Dude, you're that kid who thinks he's awesome cuz he knows a couple facts. Just because you know a math problem doesn't mean you'll get anywhere in life!

this is history, not math genius

Ik, but what I'm saying is he's the kind of person who thinks they are amazing cuz they know a single facts

Jealous much?

Nope. I get straight as

Dude you have no right to say “ he's the kind of person who thinks they are amazing cuz they know a single facts” when you clearly are just as self absorbed as twicebittenhasme. (Proof): “I'm the kid that is praised for being go***amn hilarious”

You're that kid all the others pointed at and laughed at for being so stupid.

I'm the kid that is praised for being go***amn hilarious

Cool. They’re not mute anymore

When I was 10 I made my soccer coach laugh I must be the best comedian ever. I laughed at a dog in a dog vine today that must mean he is the funniest person alive. Dude just shut up. No one likes braggers.

I'm not trying to brag. I'm pointing out facts. I make a LOT if people laugh. A lot. And if I remember you just popped into my Convo, correct?

You’re the kid who thinks he’s hilarious because one person laughs at his jokes.

You're talking to the person who made the mute kid laugh

Then they’re not mute then

It was the first time the kid had ever made a noise

I literally started a fudging chant

Keep in mind most kids in elementary school will laugh at someone who says butthole.

I'm in middle school but ok

Oh middle schoolers you say. Aren’t they the ones that laugh uncontrollably when someone just says something random about sex? Look what I’m trying to say isn’t that you’re not funny because you probably are what I’m trying to say is your self absorbed. You think you’re the most amazing person in the world. You act like you’ve starred in 20 great comedy movies and a known world wide as the funniest man in the world. If you ever want to be famous for comedy you have to have a good attitude. No one is so funny I would hire them for a movie even if they were the biggest d**k in the world. Just know your limits. I don’t think anyone has the right to say they are super funny if their only audience was kids. And let’s be honest I can get a laugh out of most people in classroom pretty easily. Once again I’m not saying you aren’t funny what I am saying is you don’t know if anyone thinks you are funny.

Dude, I literally was at a bar and I made the waiter laugh. Wedding, I made the bridesmaids laugh.

ur mom

ha

dude
those arguments make no sense
not that im involved in this
but that is irrelevant and makes no sense

We're arguing whether or not I'm funny

I make a lot of people laugh and am I acting like this? Also I have a question about your comedy are you more funny in person or with memes?

In person. Definitely in person.

Lol

but making like two people laugh isnt really a good argument
also why would you argue about whether or not you're funny? That's pretty stupid

Idrk

I flout my knowledge whenever I can. FOR INSTANCE: Your just a noob hater that learns from reading meme comments.

Lol

I disagree with you on a lot of things, but that comment is not one of them.

The joke was really funny and I upvoted. Why is this meme getting hate

I'm convinced that there are a whole lot of people who simply scrutinize everything that they see for something that they can be offended by, and then use their "Holier than thou" attitude to castigate anyone else who is not as enlightened as they are.

So am I bothering u?

Not at all. You asked why my meme was getting hate. You upvoted the meme. I answered your question. Thank you.

Its called the *Coronavirus* Not the chinese vierus

That might be what you call it. But a whole lot of people have a different idea of where it originated and spread to the world.

I call it coronavirus because the name *Chinavirus* makes china seem like the only place that has the virus

You can call it anything that I want. I would never be so presumptuous to try to correct you for having a different idea than I have. But you, on the other hand... Let’s just say, that you ain’t the boss of me.

then you stop telling ship-shap what to freaking do.

Who the heck actually thought this was a political statement. Btw the Spanish flu didn’t originate in Spain. They call it the Spanish flu because every other country’s news papers were talking about the world war except Spain because they were not in the war.

Everyone. 5,900 die from Covid every 24 hours. Please, don't make jokes about it, it's super serious.
Sincerly,
-a concerned ten-year-old

Ok, those numbers are tainted

You’re right. The real number is a lot higher.

Actually, it's a lot lower. A guy who was shot in the face and died, they said he died from covid-19

How big is it then. I want you to show me real numbers

HEY I LOOKED IT UP OK?

Wow. Google. So true

???

You looked up the covid numbers. You do know the internet does not have correct answers

I have no soul so I'll make jokes just about anything. If you hate this joke, you'll hate the dark humor stream.

Like 9/11? I still think this meme is funny though

Is this your actual response?

yeah lol

bruh

hurb

stop
i beg of you

uoy fo geb i
pots

yes, why?

Read my tagline

Kiddo, you're too young to be here. Even if you weren't, your response isn't necessary. The person is older than you.

I'm ten -_-

Shut I'm not talking about you.

Lol xd

I'm talking to this dumb bitch who cant understand the humor in a damn motherf**king joke.

Chill with the profanity. It's not me and ship shap

See this is why I'm an asshole

I'm worse.

Try to be worse than me, bitch. I f**kibg dare you. (Just 'cause we're friends doesnt mean I wont curse at you)

Alright bitchass ho. Just crawl on back to your rock ya f**ker. I'm obviously the worse f**king one here, so go back to sucking cock
(Idfc)

wth is going on here lol

Uhh yeah wtf is going on here

A friendly argument between friends, obviously

uh ok

this doesn't seem like sarcasm at all
although it also kinda does

U ain't wrong

No I dont think I will. I'd f**king rather be a murderer than listen to the dumb bitch that I was replying to. No wait, I'd f**king kill her. You ARE better than me, you're better than me, and your stronger than me. Congratulations. NOBODY GIVES A F**K!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT!!! You're nowhere near as bad as me.

Lemme try:

Another day I'm stuck here, another day goes by
Another day I ask myself: why do I even try
Everyone are shitheads all around me.. They poke and prod and pry
Sometimes I wish that I'd just...
Die!
My day to night is filled with misery
My friends are always such a bitch to me
I think my suicide attempt count is pushing three
I just don't get how this is hard to see
And as I lie awake at night?
I. Just. Want. To. DIE!
Y'know, I think I change my mind. I, wish, you'd, all, DIE!
And you should just really stop acting like you're worse, ok?
Just shut up! Shut up! Just shut the f**k up!
You know what? Meming here's not going well!
This conflict my detention cell!
I feel the need to scream and yell!
I wish that you'd all BURN IN HELL!
Oh, oh, and it gets worse! I've nearly killed my friends 37 times! I always get the f**king baseball bat to the head when I'm with my other family members! Last year, no one wanted to stop me from killing myself! F**k all of you! F**k everyone! And f**k this f**king comment section!

:(
Bro are you ok

Dudes you are a f**king million f**king times better than me. I don't have time for this absolute bullshit that you are speaking about urself. Now stop saying and f**king things about ur f**king self, becaue I'm a million f**king times worse

Bitch you do know your talking to someone who almost murdered their entire grade?

How TF did you do that?!

Knife

is this actually an argument about who's a worse person





b o i

Yes, yes it is

this is the most pointless argument ever

I have a hard time believing that

You dont have to believe it

*pumped up kicks intensifies*

Now you understand, that I'M f**king worse than you?

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that would be your mother

so ou like trump right?

well it would still be bad to make a joke about sick people

Bruh if you're a senior citizen you shouldn't use Imgflip and maybe try post your memes on Facebook with the other boomers

You, yourself, might want to stick with tik-tok with the rest of the "got no life nor brains" azoles. You might learn something you're capable of handling without a helmet.

Lmao I can see you're another "Senior" who thinks all zoomers are snowflakes. Well before you start talking about the holes in my brain why don't you fix the holes in our economy you hypocrite

Economy? Was not my generation. Research it. Check the economy before and after the gold-standard. It was before my time. And I do not have issues with zoomers. My youngest son is a zoomer. I merely pointed out those holes in your psyche and, of course, it triggered you to a typical name-calling response. Sheesh.

Great, another person who doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm, You absolute pathetic piece of trash Dopamine Antagonist who has nothing better to do than spreading hate on the internet like some pathetic troll. Your Generation watched people slave away at their jobs and become workaholics while you live in your comfy self-absorbed bubble trying to convince others to do the same.

Sarcasm is my favorite form of communication. It keeps me aware of how many idiots are around me...like this ridiculous response now.

Only self-absorbed one is the moron who tries to shift attention. I'm only pointing fallacies and failures, like your response, for what they are: mindless drivel from dolts...only repeating what they're led to repeat. Amazing.

DAMN