Yeah, drinking beer would do the opposite of what you just said...beer is a depressant, it calms my nerves and such. If I had like 20 beers, I could then become belligerent, but I haven't drank that much in years.
Of course it does...this meme implies that all of us who viewed this meme did so prior to our births...because otherwise there is no way for us to have been born cool...