Nobody’s born cool

My mom walked in on me looking at this and said ¨Thats a simp?¨

I-

thank you for making me feel cool for 2.1 seconds

Omg blush.

YAY im cool i looked at this and I upvoted

noice

It doesn't matter when you look at it

Of course it does...this meme implies that all of us who viewed this meme did so prior to our births...because otherwise there is no way for us to have been born cool...

No matter what we would’ve been born cool

Ok boomer

JOKES ON YOU! they aren't married anymore!

Wow, that's pretty funny. You win!

thank you

Chill out and have a cup of calming tea

Nah, I don't like tea much. Rather have a beer or six.

....drinking beer will only escalate you're bad mood i would recommend you have tea but im not the boss of you

Yeah, drinking beer would do the opposite of what you just said...beer is a depressant, it calms my nerves and such. If I had like 20 beers, I could then become belligerent, but I haven't drank that much in years.

Your right my apologies

You're damn right you apologize to me! lol, just kidding

You had me in the first have not gonna lie

You're a good dude/dude-ette!

your welcome

Thanks, man! Have a nice day!

If I'm not mistaken, this guy was a parody of Kurt Russell in Escape from New York.

Oh im blushing

I seen this wen it was below a hundred vews. and it blew up!

you one of the first ones, congratulations! you get an upvote!

Thanks^^

oh you! i haven't blushed this much in a long time.

well thanks for that!

thank you guys so much for all the support! I never thought one of MY memes would ever be so popular!

Thank you I needed that

lol thanks

r/wholesome

Thanks