He tequnically wasnt drunk driving

Why didn't I think of that?!

straight facts

Only in Florida lol

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Loophole!

They never said anything about that. Take that muggle law!

“Officer, how can I be drunk driving when I’m stopped?”

Homer Simpson also did this, which says a lot about modern america

Oh you meant like florida man got the idea from the simpsons and thought it would work. XDD
My bad, carry on.
PS i didn't really think you thought Homer Simpson was real.

Yeah I mean like bcs homer is extremely dumb and that was a really funny scene, I can't believe it happened in real life

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hey dude, can u make that a template?

It is - search up we need your help

what is it called

Just checking hang on

thanks

Np

Someone stole this meme and put it in ifunny
Link: https://ifunny.co/picture/florida-man-claims-he-only-drank-at-stoplights-and-not-MEP6O2Cs7

I wouldnt worry about it

ifunny is like a place where you get memes from anywhere

True story. This happened to me. It was my first ticket. I pleaded not guilty as I was parked and wasn't standing there. Judge looked at me, pointed to the exit, and just said "Leave.......".

This is a repost

Say its a repost one more time, one more time

"This is a repost"... there I said it....
Not that I'm serious, but you asked me to say this is a repost, just following orders.

(That was a bad joke... annoying are those "repost" hunters, aren't they?)

Yeah they are annoying, the joke was funny btw

I'm glad you could laugh about my joke ;)

I have seen the exact same meme

You idiot, show me the link, stupid

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong,

Calm down a bit dude... .-.

that was big brain