I want some crazy conspiracy theorists, fighting for no reason etc. Make me laugh.

I stupidly asked the question 'if you drink 2 five hour energy drinks, do you get 5 hours with double energy, or 10 hours of normal energy?'

I usually only drink about 2-1/2 hours worth, gotta space it out you know? Lol ;)

:D

I got into an argument with my sister about surreal memes involving meme man and orang and how they are an amazing duo

Me and my sister started shouting at each other, and when my mom asked why we were shouting, we just were in silence

I was quitting nicotine, and became enraged when cooking rice, it burned and stank up the house. It cost all of .75 cents, and I absolutely lost it over some blackened rice. My wife caught the brunt of it, and I still feel terrible for taking it out on her. I was actually trembling with anger at the time, over less than a dollar of rice. She forgave me (thankfully) and it's really funny now actually, but not my proudest moment. But then, neither was getting addicted in the first place. Dont use tobacco or vape people, it's a very poor life decision!

Ahh, listen to him people

My friend and I have had many arguments over crazy things, one being the existence of Australia. He claims they just fly the plane in circles and where we thing australia Is is a actually part of Africa I thing, and what we think is New Zealand is actually Madagascar.
He also claims sugar is actually straight up crack and I claim coffee is a stronger drug then sugar.
We've also debated whether or not the earth is flat or triangular, and apple or disney in taking over the world first

I don't understand how can somebody think that a certain country/area does not exist. If I was australian I'd be disappointed

That would be muly friend, not me! I don't get it either, but he won't admit it

I know it was your friend ^^'

Oh, sorryXD

ok, so where do I start? *ROFLing noise intensifies*

Yeah...I believe I convinced him that coffee is stronger than sugar and sugar is not straight-up crack. But he still thinks Australia and NZ don't exist and we still disagree on the last two as well.

That's stupid
Caffeine is VERY addictive
Wrong on both, Google

Oh, we had assumed that apple would be partnered with Google and Disney with Amazon.

And yes, I agree that it's very stupid, but he's the one who started it, not me

This idiot got mad at me cause she didn't know how to spell whipped (she spelled hwipped) and then thought I was making fun of her for it when I laughed and said she was wrong (she thought I meant it was spelled whipt) and said I made her feel stupid cause of it. She's stupid though.
not the biggest, just what I could think of right now.

Hwaat, that's so funny, (whipt)!

It was kinda amusing how pathetic it was XD

indeed lol

I once got into an argument on who would check the mail.

Once me and my little brother got into an argument over whether there or 59 or 60 seconds in a minute.

Ok...

i said evolution optimizes protein structure in four dimensions and everyone else said three. what were they thinking??

Yeah, really

it's pretty obvious when you think about it

My biggest argument was hating shows from EthanEnriquezDavis2020edition, and other stuff sometimes.

Where pizza was invented. I say Greece, because they put cheese and sauce on flat bread, which should count. My friend says Italy. Argue about it in the comments