If your middle name is, "Shithead" you might want to remove that too. Will it make you a better person? Don't be a shithead, no.

The university with absolutely no dix

There's a state named Dixie?

I think a “state” university is a public university run by the state. Some examples of state schools that aren’t named after the state include Pittsburgh State, Wichita State, and Emporia State.