He Got Woke!!

That's one way to stop them from breeding

Didn't think they had balls

Fallout 4 pulled him away.

You are right....they are generally pussies, EU. This man has 'em like no other POTUS!

Why must you do that, sell Trump short?
Come on, credit where credit it is due, Trump has Kim's nuts in there too.

His mouth distending ability is yuge.

Ahh, the Donny's quite the romantic. The Valentine's Day box of chocolates he sent to his Kimmyboo was yuger than the monthly caloric intake of the citizenry of Pyonyang.
The flowers were to die for also. Literally. One of the 10 Korean carrying them stumbled while presenting them, he was shot on the spot. His family was tried and executed later that evening.

Laugh all you want, Vage, as we all know you like to TUCK yours. Hence, your name...

Your unhinging is blossoming delightfully.
Careful now, there's a whole army of me running around your crusty old noggin now,,,

hahaha

Tuck it up your butt? Sure, Backdoorman, whatever suits your fancy,,,