Give it Time, Make It Rhyme?

I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
But talking like that, brings mud on my knees.
Dr. Seuss was a genius, he sure was a master
But trying to copy him, brings only disaster.

No thanks, sounds laborious

That's just too much pressure ( :

Id prob go crazy
and be too lazy

I would LOVE it!

I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere;
general intellect would then sink, not float,
and we'd all sound like igits, dear TrustiGoat.