Pandemics, Depressions, and Race Riots, oh my!

Aha, so THAT’S what a triggered conservative looks like. Good to know.

And they say Democrats are the ones with no sense of humor...

See, that’s the thing about being politically triggered. You lose the ability to have fun.

What a stressful, angry existence. I feel sorry for you.

"All the Leftists on imgflip are standup comedians now"

It's not really hard when conservatives are the only competition; I use the word 'competition' here generously.

remotely

[rɪˈməʊtli]
ADVERB
from a distance; without physical contact.
"new electronic meters that can be read remotely"

Uh. Literally remotely.

lol

Had your sense of humor surgically removed to make space for for more self-righteous indignation?..

Haha, it was a genuine enquiry...

No. They won’t. Because 1) this is a meme site with no oversight when it comes to content accuracy (see: the hundreds of Killary memes), and 2) this is an entertainment site, not a news site.

No one is coming for me if I engage in what is very obviously facetious hyperbole. If they do, then hoo boy do we have a much bigger problem.

If the government comes after me in any way for facetious hyperbole on an entertainment site, then things have gotten real Orwellian real quick and a major governmental shift is due.

If vigilante loyalists to the President physically or digitally harm me for facetious hyperbole on an entertainment site, then I would expect either a swift denouncement, arrest, and prosecution of the vigilantes or, if that doesn’t happen, a public uproar that helps shift the political balance of power.

What you appear to be hoping for here is exactly what you fear will happen to you under a liberal administration. If you call far-left people Communists for wanting to control the population by stripping the freedoms of conservatives, what do you call yourself for wanting to control the population by stripping the freedoms of liberals?

Oh my. You think God cares about jokes, specifically ones that poke fun at Trump (I don’t see you coming after people making jokes about anyone else). Am I going to hell for maligning the Almighty’s chosen one?

Be honest: if God has chosen Trump, what makes you think she cares about words at all, let alone ones that are clearly facetious to anyone with a brain and very obviously facetious to an all-knowing being? If she can see into Trump’s heart and know that “grab em by the pussy” was just locker room talk, I’d think I’m safe from eternal damnation for a harmless joke on a nothing meme site.

Your Pharisee is showing.

I know more about your god than you think I do.

Your god is structure and simplicity. There is right and there is wrong, and there are clear consequences for each. Judgment is levied by a higher power that is always right and whose standards are unattainable.

This appeals to you because you have the ability to make sense of your world relatively easily, your place in it is secure, and the mental structure within which you study your world (and you do, at length) is unshakable.

You can give whatever name you like to the higher power; they are not your god. They are simply the avenue you take to get to the simply structured worldview that you actually worship.

Perhaps I am projecting, as I see much of my younger self in you. If I am, I apologize. You are not a blind follower; you are a thinker. I suspect that the simple structure allows you to focus in, and dig deeper. That feels nice, but eventually you’ll go deep enough that you’ll find something that makes you doubt the structure itself. And you won’t be satisfied to stop until it all crumbles.

Or not. Whatever. You do you. Your religion is of no consequence to me.

How on earth would I guess that? There are hundreds, if not actually thousands.

Yeah, I guess I got distracted, I can't imagine what by.

"It was just a joke" would be a freaking hilarious epitaph...I might use it.

Kinda surprised at you quoting the Bible and referencing Hell when you've stated that you're not religious.

Hell means different things depending on who you ask, it's just a man made concept, like everything else religious, designed to control people. Last time I checked, you were dead against that.

*yawn* Heads up, skipping that broken record again, Skippy.

"You should. All the little goths and loners who hang out at the cemetery every Friday night will think you're SUPER edgy"

Haha, where do you think I live? 80's Santa Carla?

"However, I find it just as amusing that you think I am a "lumberjack", since I have chopped down perhaps three trees in my life."

Tree climber then.

Timber1972 is a tree pruner.

"However, I find it just as amusing that you think I am a "lumberjack", since I have chopped down perhaps three trees in my life."

Out of curiosity, how many trees does one need to chop down to level up to lumberjack?

Are you being pedantic? Tree surgeon?

No, he ain't a tree surgeon. Timber1972 is my bitch, my well trained dog.

He rolls over so quickly on my command, that he now cowers in fear when I walk into the room, like falls over like a chopped tree. Timber just seemed like a good name, so it stuck XD

Don't call me "sweetie." Your comedy is bad enough that you don't need flirt with me for everyone here to think you're gay.

a) Yes, of course people who aren't religious can quote the Bible, I merely said I was surprised that you were.

b) Everyone learns something new every day whether they realise it or not.

c) They are all correct and none of them are.

d) I concur

e) See above

f) I don't believe that everything that has to do with god and that which is beyond our senses is designed to control people, I mean, a lot of the color spectrum is beyond our sesnses; that's hardly designed to control people.

g) You must have heard someone else mumbling, maybe check you haven't left a door open?

h) It amuses me no end that you are a likely a lumberjack and that you talk like Master Splinter, it's almost as pleasing as actual nominative determinism.

*senses (obviously).

"Whatever makes you the most happy, Dobby."

My noodles not turning into worms, for a start.

"If you reply to yourself, there's a good chance I won't see it.

So unless you're being sneaky, you should reply to the person you're responding to."

I got distracted again.

You know that sprinkles are also called hundreds & thousands?

You should consider Midol for your PMS.lol

So you are saying you are 'not' finished with your tantrum. So noted.

Take a breath. You going to pass out. haha

FFS you sound like a 13 year old child when you type. You are coming off as a fool. Have some dignity FCS.

"Oh, goodness?" haha If you are going to fake confidence to cover insecurity and rage, you are not helping your cause by acting like one of the Golden Girls. The more you try to hide it, the more you actually draw attention to your hurt butt. Call your sponsor or something.

Finished with your tantrum yet?

So if your TG;DC (i.e.Too gay;don't care) does that mean you are now finished with your tantrum?

I went back through your posts to find a joke meme of yours.

You haven’t made a single one recently, which is a whole other can of worms to leave closed.

Tell me, what do you find funny, that isn’t at someone else’s expense or laced with hyperbole?

Oh dear. You’ll have to answer for that...that was a direct insult. Add it to the master list of naughty deeds they’re keeping for you.

Is there an extra punishment for the particularly poor attempt at the painfully cliched 'Your Mom' joke?

That's not true, Karen.lol He posted a note on his Twitter saying he deleting it because he's done making memes and is getting back to work.

https://imgflip.com/i/43wqbd?nerp=1591715583#com4829617

P.S.We teased you for pretending to be a girl, and lying that you were from Canada. And you completely lose your shit.

I shutter to think what you will do when Trump loses big in the fall. You will probably go nuclear and shoot up an elementary school.

You don't fake confidence very well. You also don't hide very well that this has terribly gotten under your skin.

A little advice: You can't make an insult stick when you are so clearly upset and hurt by our teasing.

lol....You are sorely delusional, Karen, if you think the majority of people here care about this stuff as much as you obsessively do. The vast majority of end-users here don't suffer from your internet addiction and personality disorder. Most of us are just here to make a few drive-by memes, vent a little, and move on.

You are fooling yourself if you think I actually give a f*** about anything that goes on this site, or any thing you have to say. Im only here now because the George Floyd murder pissed me off. Once the dust settles, I will give over it and move on too. I simply wanted to talk some shit, beat up a few trolls like you, and make a few memes for my FB. Mission Accomplished.

The only thing that could bother me at this point is if Trump somehow managed to win in November. But that is statistically near-impossible at this point, so I'm content with the current state of affairs. There is nothing at this point that could disrupt my peace knowing that Trump is going down. Nothing you can say will change that, no matter how creative the lie.

At this point, you are only making a bigger fool out of yourself and magnifying your shame and embarrassment with your childish display of rage and pathetic behavior.

For the sake of your own personal dignity, you should learn to quit while you are behind. When you have dug yourself into a hole, you should stop digging.lol

You need to get laid, and by a girl. Or grab a beer. Or something.

Devoting your whole life to trolling is about as pathetic as it gets. Trump is going to lose in November. Not like your trolling here can change that. Clearly it isn't making you feel better.

If you can't find something better to do, do something productive at least like shoot yourself so you will stop wasting Earth's oxygen and running up your mom's electric bill. At least you would be making some contribution to the human race.

Get this. The fail troll claims he's from Canada and didn't vote for Trump. I dunno, I like having him around. It's like having your own personal human alt-right punching bag. He doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Hell, he's proud of it. That's kinda a contribution, isn't it?

That was a typo, I meant to say "she" claims to be from Canada. Someone here informed me you are not a man, sincerely sorry for the confusion.

Again, lemme know when you are done with your meltdown, ma'am.

Works for me.haha

So....just to be clear, ma'am, since you have trouble answering even a simple question....you are saying you are NOT finished with your meltdown. Correct me if that's not the case, Karen.

Oh oh, look out, Sister McCrotchety is a genuine AOL dinosaur!

I've got to go, will catch up on this later.

Breathe, Karen.

Looks like Timber1972 has gotten her second wind.

Someone let me know when she is done with her meltdown.

So now you are finished, ma'am?

So, does that mean 'now' you are done with your meltdown, Karen?