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That's a better dilemma to find yourself in than having to use it to pay for food for your family, or rent, if you lost your job because of the lock down.

Or worse, actually using it to buy a new video game to play while you live out your miserable existence, rent free, in your mama's basement, right millennials?

I recognize Trump's genius at work here...
While he systematically dismantles Obama's legacy day by day with executive orders, appointing judges, etc... he throws the monkey cage a toy fairly often and they go crazy and it keeps their attention away from things that matter. Like getting rid of Common Core curriculum, other reforms.

Today's toy that has all the monkeys in a frenzy is "his name on checks". All the monkeys are going crazy about that (it matters not) and in the meantime, real progress is being made behind the scenes.
Yesterday was #firefauci retweeted. Trump yells "squirrel" and the monkey cage goes nuts.
Every single time.

Like when Trump sent that tweet about Omar going home and pushed through that refugees can't cross multiple countries and get asylum without a peep from the sheep.

Good thing the bank tellers are wearing gloves, all that trumpster spooge on the cheques could get icky

LOL - Try and find Trump's name on your direct deposit you neanderthal!

Sigh