Now you know

The Stalin era Soviets invented the term Politically Correct. It was when they changed something that was factually true to be in line with what the government wanted to be true.

That way it was correct to match their politics.

With the CIA's help

Conspiracy theories are the result of people knowing that something is wrong and rigged against them, but lacking the class consciousness needed to correctly understand the problem.

I went to Walmart, I was wrong earlier, the aliens are here.

It's a good thing they did because people will say absolute ridiculous impossible things arguing that it must be true if it goes against the official narrative.

Like you just did?

According to governments aliens are not real

That almost makes me want to believe.

You don't believe that governments are real?

Nah, gubment says aliens aren't real. Gubments lie about everything all the time. Therefore I'm almost inclined to believe aliens are real. If the gubment told me the sky was blue. I'd have to check.

There are enough plants that even if we were an accident we would still not be alone.

Because we'd have the plants for company?

What do you believe?

I believe that in a universe this big, life is common but I also believe in distance. I am not convinced that aliens stop by to check on us poor old earthlings. I think we made this mess ourselves.