Yes, I’m a full-time lawyer. At least, that’s what I’ve claimed.
And I’m a he(?). At least, that’s what I’ve claimed.
Or maybe this is true:
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It’s the internet, after all, anything could be true. Choose the reality you find most entertaining and suitable.
Nobody knows what you are yet, other than you claim to be from SoCal, but others have claimed you’re from Canada.
As for me, I buy your assertions, as I simply don’t think it’s possible for anyone outside the U.S. to be as infatuated with the “American experiment” and the Constitution as you are. Or to be so eager to run interference for Trump, etc.
And if I lived in that sprawling, overpriced hellhole that is SoCal surrounded by “Leftists” and other crazies then I would probably go as crazy as you, too.