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Woah mother f**ker! You ain’t leaving!

Idk man. Idk.

Hi, you don't know me, but I'm known to post religious memes.

I have a few questions for you that are not religious.

First. do you already have a plan to kill yourself?

Ok. I'm a Christian. No I do not.

Am I correct in saying that your self-worth is based on your talent in meme making?

No, imgflip is a tether to sanity. I have no friends, and the only people that agnowledge I exist are my family.

I want to be your friend
Here, I'll follow you

Thanks I followed you back ;)

Troop noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry for that you are in the situation that you are in. I can see how that, despite having friends here, haters are discouraging you ... and I presume, they seem more in number than the number of your friends?

Then you have the Upvote beggers and rules you don't favor

I have no friends, and imgflip WAS my tether to my will to live, but upvote beggars, reposters, and hate commenters ruined it for me and now it's all crashing down along with my will to live.

Wait, you're kidding, right?

It's not just them. I'm depressed and imgflip is my only tether to my will to live and it keeps fraying and fraying and I'm trying to keep it together before it snaps.

I mean the comment above and below. The rest is just him harping on kylie who likes to get under his skin, i'm actually quite entertained by their spats. Lol

Sometimes Vaga is spot on.

Well is the main place I spend my time on the web, so I see what you're saying.

But still, none of it matters, the negative stuff anyways. And you can't invest so much on one site. People change, some sites change - look at VampireFreaks, that was supposed to shut down this month. You know what a social circle & center that was to many? Those were accounts with pics, with locations, people to meet. AOL, Yahoo, what happened to them?

You have to diversify, and I don't mean just on the web. There's stuff to do out in the world: hobby clubs, volunteer work, church especially if there's nothing available or since you move around a lot.

I've been depressed since I was teen, then it hit me when I was planning on ending it: End it for what? To make life better for the asswipes that made me miserable? Then they win. Besides, who will notice or care - one person's crucial is another's didn't realize. People only make you feel miserable if you allow them to. Skip them and their bullcrap and focus on YOU.

lol

He's bringing some good advice now.

No. I'm not.

Over REPOSTS and a few trolls?

Memes by nature are intended as reposts. If you look up the definition you will see this.
I too used to rail against them when I got on board here in 2016, but like so what, it happens, no need to sweat it.

Trolls are fun, you just have to get them to work against themselves, which is what I do (mostly). Then again, I'm a cranky mofo who's been toying with them since I was a teen.

There is also block option, or just ignore them. One of the worst things you can do to someone is ignore them, and for trolls who by nature seek reaction, that's the last thing they want.

Quit this site if you have better ways to spend your time.

As for dying, there are far better (or far worse) reasons for that. And none of them include a bunch of idiots like myself who are here to goof around like it's nothing because it IS nothing.

People only have the power over you you allow them to. Tomorrow will be another day, and in a few years, none of this web drama will matter because it doesn't. These people are just blips on the screen dancing in the electric sky. Other than that, they do not exist.

True

Okay. I followed your scriptures stream a long time ago and it is really good for lightening your day a little bit.

Good, how often do you read scripture?

Not really, I do a Bible study Every week and I just read from some of the best parts as in I have a list of scriptures that are good

Here's my meme:

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If you haven't a reading plan, here it is:

Start with a book of John, or any of the Gospels, and read all the way to Revelation.

Then start on Genesis and read all the way to Malachi.

Then, start the process over again... don't ever stop. The importance of it is Biblical literacy; the more you know your Bible, the greater your usefulness to God in helping people.

But overall... your spiritual life is only as strong as your prayer life. Jesus said you can do nothing without Him (John 15:5). And a way to abide in Him is to pray to Him, asking Him to give you the will to read, to study, to meditate on the scriptures, to do what's right in His eyes.

And the greatest motivation to live as a Christian is what Jesus did for you on the cross.

"We love Him because He first loved us" - 1 John 4:19

Now... if you have any questions, ask me. Do not hesitate.

You lead a bible study or take part in it?

Truthfully, only a few times a week. Usually I try every day, and I go to the scriptures stream.

It's OK to read your favorite scriptures, or stories in the Bible, as long as you're reading it. Have you a bible-reading plan?

Could you do this for me:

Write down what your good at, and who you are before God.

If you are a child of God, you have a purpose in Ephesians 2:10 and Philippians 1:6. I have a meme in progress and I need you to read the comment box as soon as it is approved.

Will you do that for me?

And... one more thing... you may have friends here who might also be in the same position as you are. You maybe more needed than you know.

Take part in it

If you're a Christian i suggest praying an Our Father when you wake up and when you go to bed. To help give you encouragement and guidance through the day. God is always with you and the best friend you could ever ask for. But He will only come into your life if you invite Him.

Yeah. Thank you. I have a small relationship with God but I need to grow it.

It's a topical study I presume?

Yeah

I signed in with Google. My account is permanently linked.

Well,

Your not deleting it

Idk bro...

Ah.

You know,

You look badass not gonna lie

Nah not really

Ah

How I feel every day after I see reposts, upvote beggars, and hate commenters. I appreciate them for showing me that my life is completely worthless. I should really kill myself.

Here...

Let’s have you change to Reddit

I don't use Reddit, idk why

Well,

Use another website and keep away from Imgflip

Which ones do you recommend?

Any.

I need you to stay away

Ok. How long?

How long would you want to go away?

Bro

Have you talked with your parents yet?

No. They wouldn't understand. They would sign me up for a councilor and put me on antidepressants the second I said "depression".

Okay,

Now...

Send me the links to all the things that bothers you

*insert every repost and every upvote begging meme*

Every time I see one, I want to beat myself.

That’s why you need to stay away from here.

When your ready, I’ll tell you to come back