We cain't have no stinkin' Latin dancin' pollutin' our children’s minds on Super Bowl Sunday. This is Amurrica!

I just don't like half time shows period.

WTF?? ONE HUNDRED TWO POINT ONE **MILLION** PEOPLE WATCHED ...

AND ONLY 1,312 PEOPLE COMPLAINED???

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?? -- WHEN *WHINERS* CAN'T DO EVEN A **HALF-ASSED** JOB???

How can you expect ANYONE to take you seriously when you can't even get ONE POINT THREE *THOUSANDTH* OF *ONE* PERCENT (0.001285015%) of viewers to complain?? STEP UP YOUR GAME, WHINERS!!

A more humorous take by Sports Illustrated:

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2020/02/26/jennifer-lopez-shakira-super-bowl-live-halftime-show-fcc-complaints

Link to cross-post in Pro-Black stream imgflip.com/i/3qdvfa

(Latina artists in this instance, but the issues raised here are adjacent to black culture, rap music, and hip-hop dance)

apparently they only had one channel to watch.

lollllllllllllll

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/shakira-and-jlo-over-1300-complaints-about-super-bowl-halftime-show/ar-BB10ovgP?ocid=spartanntp

In addition to the bog-standard conservative "This is porn!!" critiques... in the interests of fairness and balance, some of these complaints about the performance also appear to be left-based (i.e. this show somehow degrades women, impacts #MeToo, encourages sex trafficking, etc.)

It's all dumb either way

All we witnessed two of the world's biggest Latina pop stars slaying it at ages 43 and 50, or whatever they are now, with a well-choreographed and epic routine

Entertaining, inspiring, multicultural, one of the most memorable Super Bowl Halftime shows in recent years, and yes, unapologetically sexy

What can I say except

Sue their asses