You really don't get it, do you? YOU started with the age shaming of various memers including myself. "Kid," "son," "boy," and "sonny," "I was there before you were born"...
My replies are retrofitted to the the parameters whomever I reply to sets.
In fact, I was about to delete and aplogize for the first such remark, but then you ramped it up and kept on trying to 'pull rank,' so I allowed you to have said rank you so dearly sought.
You wanted to play the older one, and so we played you as the older one.
We both know how much it bothers you.
And I have no problem with that.