naaahhhh, nothing as premeditated as that. I just fire up the search engine, plug in a few keywords, take a look around til I find something appropriate, and voilà, a meme is born...
I "retired", as you put it, around the same time as usual. Unlike you, I have a woman who keeps me warm and comfy at night. Unlike you, I don't have to work all night at he local gay bar as a men's room attendant making tips.
(and taking tips *wink-wink*)
I was wondering what took you so long to respond. I guess you have to sleep most of your day just to let your asshole rest for the next shift.
p.s. Betting the farm...you looked at your hand.