Curious cat

Easy!
I want to learn when someone loses their train of thought so I can quickly run out of the room, put on a sombrero, get some maracas, and dress up like a Mexican, then get a Mariachi band and go back to the person who lost their train of thought so when they get back on thought, they just find me and a
whole Mariachi band playing some Mariachi music in front of them to confuse the living Hell out of em', cause why not?!

Lol. That made me laugh.

Lol, exactly.

Get someone to love me

Well that kinda should happen naturally.

It should, but it isn't

You're still a kid, i wouldn't fret over not finding the love of your life just quite yet. Unless you mean absolutely no one on earth loves you and that usually isn't true.

I guess that's true

But it does say "in life"

I'm actually jealous of people who can do that. I even know some that can do it just with their lips...

Eat a billion pizzas.

You're gonna f**k Italy up

It's what I do!

Give myself a bl***ob

A what now?

B L O W J O B

What is that? I've heard it before..

Since there are little kids on this site it is when you suck something and get the stuff that's inside of it in your mouth. Like a popsicle.

Oooooooh, I think I get it.

Usually, girls do it to men.

Oh, yeah, I know what that is then... You know what, Imma just stop talking before people question me on this.

Good idea.

Lol, sure.

Yes. Remember we were talking about "popsicles"

...

Dammit, Whiplash. You're dirtier than me, you ugly bastard. This is a rhetorical response so I would not like for him to respond. I don't even know what rhetorical means.

*wheeze*

I will be back... In 3 hours.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

That was a quick three hours.

Stop corrupting our li'l Ememeon

I want to be recognized for my memes

Thank

to be in the top 25 in points on imgflip

You are!

;)

To not survive...

Kill Everyone on the scoreboard in Diep.io

To be more like me.

Might sound weird but I just want to be able to be who I am and not have to hide behind the facade of what society wants me to be...

I want to stop swearing all the time

One of mine was to let a pig 🐖.
I did it over Christmas,and it was glorious.🐽🐽

Punch someone in the face

Damn you're innocent if you haven't yet.