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if it were today | IS THAT BREAD GLUTEN-FREE? HOW LONG HAS THAT FISH BEEN OUT? DO YOU HAVE ON SUNSCREEN | image tagged in feed the masses by kewlew,jesus christ | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2w
Pro-donut people, "We've been eating the same wheat for centuries! Why would people be allergic all of a sudden?"

Pro-GMO people, "We've been selectively breeding wheat for centuries. It's no different than genetically modifying it!"
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Jesus: I'm gonna do a sermon on that mount over there
Citizens: is there community transit?
Jesus:
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1 up, 2w,
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I'm gonna share this with my friends, if you don't mind.
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1 up, 2w
Thank you I don't mind at all 😎😎
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Brah you guys should stop making fun of THE one and ONLY God like that.
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3 ups, 2w,
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God is not being made fun of in any way. We are just speculating what might happen if Jesus came to earth in 2020. It's not irreverent either.
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To just expand this point... The point behind the meme is just how we take everything for granted today and are not impressed anymore by anything and how we just seek reasons to complain, while in Jesus' time it was (at least we think it was) different in that perspective.

So not Jesus/God was ridiculed, but mortals were... Now I know that Backofhater123 won't get notified, but I placed my reply here for overview purposes...
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1 up, 2w
Big brain 5000
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0 ups, 2d,
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its 2020 ._.
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0 ups, 1d
yeah. thats the point. just read the title
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2 ups, 2w
it is just a joke!
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1 up, 2w,
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no one made fun of anybody sheesh I bet you're fun to be around!
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1 up, 2d,
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Ever wonder why almost everyone here is probably atheist
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0 ups, 2d,
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Because of zealots with overfanatism driving them away from God?

I can only speak for myself, but I do not call myself an atheist, as atheism is the believe no god or other kind of entity similar to a god exists, and I am simply not sure....
What I do believe is that if God is the entity I take him for, he wants us to have a bit of humor, and for good reasons too.

Oh, and by the way... Jesus is not God... He never declared himself as such. He always spoke of "Father God" after all. He can rather be seen as God's emissary. So the meme above did not even make fun of the "one and only God".
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It is important to note that nobody knows if God is real or not, and for that I deem everybody to either claims God to be real or fake false until solid scientific evidence is provided. (And for that reason I am not an atheist, as an atheist is convinced God does not exist).

All I can say is that if God is real, and is the entity I take him for, you will not provide him any service by listening to zealots. Not even by going to church or reading the Bible or whatever. But by being good to yourself and other people in (as far as you can) perfect balance.

I don't think that if you commit crimes every day, but are going to church every Sunday, God will think of you as a better person than if you help people every day and try to do you best to make the world a better place without going to church.

But remember this... I think God does not want you to rely on Him, but to rely on yourself and the people around you. Teaching of many prophets even state this, even many prophets that predate Jesus. As far as the meme is concerned humor is the sense of relativation. And I believe God gave it to us for a very important reason. But that also means that you must be able to make humor of religion itself, and not blindly assume what others wrote about God or those who preached for Him. Think for yourself, and decide for yourself what is write or wrong. If you think God can help you there, good. If you think a few jokes (eve about God) can help you there. Also good. Nearly all religions forbid enforcing the word of God or their prophets on people, though. That is also where Backofhater123 went wrong.
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0 ups, 5h,
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And once again you didn't understand what I wrote, and this time it's even more clear than before.
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0 ups, 5h,
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okay i understand
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0 ups, 5h
please dont raise your voice at me
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No... Nor do I have any ambition to be one.
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0 ups, 2d,
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Well kind sir I will have you know that Jesus was part of the trinity which technically means he is also God
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Yep
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1 up, 2d,
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But remember big G God
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0 ups, 1d
*clapping
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You may believe that, but I take no word from those who refute His words, as he refuted the very idea a mortal could identify themselves as such. And there we can best close this discussion as no meaningful statements can come forth from all this. Furthermore the only thing that is historically proven is that a preacher named Jesus has existed. But then again the name "Jesus" was more common in the areas he lived in that the name "John" is in English speaking countries. So I will have you know that I already did my own studies regarding this. So you will let me know nothing. You've proven yourself a fanatic on this subject, and the best way to get untruths about ANY subject is to listen to fanatics. Goodbye!
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Maybe, but I'll pass... All it will lead to if I am succesfull is that my teachings will after my death be taken out of context and be the reason or rather miserable excuse for bloodshed and violence, and I getting the blame but in death no longer able to defend myself against that.
Jesus already taught me that one.
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0 ups, 1d
A new MLK in the making
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But as the other guy said you should be a preacher and don’t worry cause that won’t happen as long as you build your church in the right place. P.s. how old are you
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0 ups, 1d
In the right place? Tell me, what is "the right place"? (If you are able to answer that, or THINK you are able to answer that, you'll expose yourself for a true fool).
And my age is none of your business, now is it? Well since I've already thrown it all over the internet, I'm 44.
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Dude read the Bible and you to will go to heaven oh and except Christ as In trusting him into your heart.trust me you won’t want to go to the bad place and eventually die forever in the lake of fire.
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dude listen,i dont think you have to read the bible to go into heaven, we need to have faith in god, being good does not always mean your going to heaven, you need to believe that he would save you, and his trust .
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I don’t understand a single word in this.
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And that I expected, and tells me all I need to know!
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0 ups, 1d
Yeah, I know that was harsh, and I had my reasons to be so.
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0 ups, 1d,
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Do you always speak like a person who was alive during Jesus no offense.
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And you shouldn’t call me a fool cause I’m only 11
0 ups, 1d
Age is not a valid excuse for those kinds of things. I have no respect for people hiding behind age. Oh, and I ain't pretending to be there... I said it before. I did research.
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