Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

13, none formally recognized.

Because you're a cheap skate who won't send child support. How am I supposed to feed all these kids. Too bad they inherited your looks,
I'm reminded of you every time I look into their hungry faces.

You forget that time I dropped off a big garbage bag of empty beer cans? Sheesh, Kate_the_Ingrate!

You never told me you only have 4 kids at a time, per litter.

And I'm supposed to do what with your garbage?

There was at least 12 bucks there. Don't blame me if you're too lazy to cash it in in another state or to introduce a bill for for container deposit legislation.

Lol. I just typed in litter per your previous comment.

12 bucks huh? You must have been feeling generous this month or guilt is getting to you.

Hopefully with evolution.

I do that too but for some reason, you do it really well.

Any child can survive on 3 bucks a month. What kind of mother are you?

Hey I thought the extra implants would give me a better rate but the last client just ran out the room screaming so $3 will have to do. They subsist on sarcasm and irony just like you do.

Uhhhh, I will throw you 20 a month if you're resorting to hooking :(

:P

lol add 'before hearing the good news' in the lower text box ;)

None, I'm only 14 and I honestly don't want any. Dogs and cats and Betta fish are good enough for me.

Dogs and cats won't be surrounding you while you're on your deathbed.

Hahaha, I'm fine with that. *sigh*

More than Ememeon but fewer than Sydney ;)

I don't have kids. Not yet, at least

None

Well, I am a child, so none. I am the mom-friend of my friend group, so in that case about eight

Me too!
All my friends are morons.I'm not the mom,I'm more the sarcastic person people come to for advice.

You know, the people who have the best advice, also have the worst problems