Here's something to think about. What is normal?

Your right on that.

Hell if I know! *starts laughing manically*

Don't make slap ya just to satisfy my sadistic nature.

Now....I never expected some to actually interrupt this....

It's what I do. *shrugs*

And that's what makes ya, you.

*falls on my back from laughing to hard* Ahahahaha! Ah, no! I Aint no masochist! Hands off! Ahhahahahahaha!

*Sighs*
EVERYTIME I WALK BACK FROM SOME KIND OF FORCED BREAK I ALWAYS SEE A DRAMATIC MOMENT...

This is getting too cute for one mind-someone slap me!

*slaps you to the next Dangan timeline like Rei did to Rantaro in the very first RP I did ever* Begone T H O U G H T

eso fue un poco difícil ...
Excuse my poor N A C H O

's not too bad...

De Verdad? Ni siquiera se

*nodding* Yeah, not bad at all.

I rarley get appreciated and want to but when I do I get pissy.

*Causually walks through the door.*
what I miss...
*see convo happing*
aight ima head out
*casually heads out*

*grabs you* No ya don’t!

oof. I need to go get milk. I'll be back later.

Wait! Take me with You!

"And that was what my dad said before he left me for 12 years"

Yeah. that is what I am precisly tryna do. not for twelve years.

Hnng~ Aaahhhh~ Mav~

*-*

NO! NO! NONONONONO! STOP THAT!

Woah, I didn't ask for you to moan. I just told you what PM stands for to me.

Hmmmm...
I never knew you were gay Elite.

((I can make it even more suggestive if you want))

((N-no, Ch-cheez, please dont-))

Elite... Can I call you Elly~?

I wish not.
you can call methe following:
mav
mavrick
maverick
Lucario
Elite
that one white kid over there
and maybe some my mom and teachers like to call me
retard
stupid
jack ass
dumb ass
dick head
Richard cranium
Richard head
dick cranium
or the all famous one that every girl in existence that gets a two-second look at me:
ew go away

I’m losing ,y sanity again!

*slaps you in the face* That better help! If not...i guess I'll have to slap ye to death!

E-eh?! Hey!

Ahah....Better?

Ah...ahahahaha...slightly, I guess.

I can always slap ya again. Or....I can use the double bone claw slap using my right hand and only my right hand. Don't ask me what that is...just don't...Ya dont wanna find out.

Eh? I mean...I have ice cold hands so....ahahahahahahaha....I can kinda relate, I guess....

*claws made of bone show up* Want me to slap ya? I'm no afraid to do so. I'd even rip of the flesh of your face if needed be.

*sadistic smile* 's long as I die, I have no prollem.

*slaps you and rips of the flesh down to the bone from your face* I'd kill ya but...I don't kill friends...

*holds my face* ...Ah....ahahahahaha....this is hilarious...! Hahaha....and, I thought I was yer BEST friend? What? Just cuz Im borderline, ya dont like me anymore? Ahahahaha...thats fair...hahahaha...!

I don't think friends rip their friends' faces off either

*looks serious but with a dark face, eyes set to kill* I say friends as general term...But....forgive me for this...*looks at my right hand as it flares up* Forgive me for doing this....*starts chocking you to death with my right hand in cyan flames that change quickily into black flame with a cyan core*

*blank expression* ...well...you know what they say.....live well, fear nothing, die......laughing...! AhahahahahahahahaahahahaHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

"Vik-senpai! Yamete!" *tackles you onto the ground*

My hands may always be cold but....that....you really don't wanna know what it is...but...I guess now things are gonna change. *my right hand's fingers all form into a hook and the bones show above the skin* Ya don't want them to contain the neko's claws now on them...

Heh....cool....ahahahaha~....

*falls on my back* Arceus damn it....nobody disrupts my pure insanity rage....but now....rage turns to sadness that one can't feel....I guess this is it....*the flames turn to greyish cobalt blue* Forgive me everyone.....*naruto runs into the shadows leaving the same kind of flame trail behind*

*starts to run after you* Hey! You cant abandon me! You can never get rid of me!

*falls on my back* Arceus damn it....nobody disrupts my pure insanity rage....but now....rage turns to sadness that one can't feel....I guess this is it....*the flames turn to greyish cobalt blue* Forgive me everyone.....*naruto runs into the shadows leaving the same kind of flame trail behind*

Nobody told me to love you, but I still did *sniff* Because it's my choice to choose who I love, and I choose to love you *sniff* And I won't let go of who I love

But WHY?! Im horrible! I treat you horribly! I treat myself horribly....it would hurt you less to just let go.

It would hurt me even more to let you go. To know that I left you behind on purpose.
I don't want that.
I want to stay with you, and keep on loving you

It hurts for a while, but after wards, you can forget about me...
But I dont want to hurt you....that would kill me more than the idea of never talking to you again....

I don't care if you hurt me. Sure, it gives me pain, but I will still love you. No physical or emotional pain will compare to the loss of a loved one, like you. Especially you.
We can heal wounds, but we can't heal a corpse.

They say that people with cold hands have warm hearts

i have cold legs, does that count?

That explains why my hands are warm, I have no soul

*hugs* N-neesan... stop it... you're making me scared.... *hugs tighter*

Gah! Ah! Youre on my-! Y-youre hurting me-!

*looks into your eyes* I thought you were okay with pain, so you should be okay with this hug... *tears up*

Gah....but it stings.....and N said...n-nevermind....*looks down at you* dont...dont look at me like that. Hey, dont cry....

*too late, already crying* B-but... d-don't *sniff* act like that *sniff*... you were making me scared, Neesan.... *sniff*

*starts to tear up too* h..hey, dont cry....dont talk like that...you sound like them...I...I act like this a lot...hahahaha....it scared them sometimes....I....Im sorry...!

*falls onto the ground as you start chasing Vik, but holds onto your leg*

Yeah, but Im not going for both!
Besides, I look hot~

Aw, hey, thats not fair! Im not showing you my face, so forget about it!

*falls down becuase Im clumsy as heck* Gah?! Oi! Let me go!

Pics or didn't happen

Aw~ Did I touch a nerve~?

*sniff* I won't ever let you go... *sniff* Not even when you scare me... *sniff* Not even when you hate me... *sniff* Because.. I... *sniff* I... I love you.... Neesan...

*trying not to cry* why...? why though? Nobody...nobody TOLD you to...just let go...

That sounds horrifying

Trust me on this kid. The way my hand looks on it is more horrifying than the name itself.

*backs away*

Run....Run before it all happens...

*hiss* you trying me?

Let's uh...change the topic...

What kind of useless superpower would you guys want?

I already have a useless one...

Do you know what I would do If I could fly?

Tell me on another meme....This one just turned into...something...

Alright.

Ha...yeah, sure....better than thinking about him, anyways....

Thanks...I guess...maybe try and calm down too? Play some games on that psvita of yours? Idk...idfk anymore....

I also think it’s a cool room.

Ha, I would, but I at school right now...or, nevermind, I can play your turn to die....hopefully I dont kill Kai or Joe on accident.

Aha...I'm trying to enjoy the second last day of my study leave....

ah....well, hopefully ya an enjoy it....sorry if I ruined it for ya...ahahahahahahaha....

What’s a PM?

((Private Messaging))

((please moan))

((Porn Magazine))

((Post Meridian))

Nah...ya made it more intresting...everyone of yous did...Damn...I'm getting lots of notifications at the wrong time...

Aw, really? Thanks....and, oh, is that becuase it's late where you live? Sorry if you have to go to sleep soon....

It’s currently 6 for her time.

It's late but...I just don't wanna talk anymore...it's not like I don't like talking it's just...nevermind...

Or her....

Yeah....what you wanna talk about?

*exited noise*

*smiles and pats your shoulder* Im taken.

Well i’m hella short. I prefer to think of us as family more than gf and bf anyway.

I'd rather not talk....I need to take some time out,..play Idk. A boy and his blob on the Wii...

's alright...go ahead...

Wait that's a game-

Holy crap it IS a game!

Right..... see ya....I guess....

Bye bye...have fun...hahahaha...

*looks into your eyes*

Wh-who are you and what did you do to the real Neesan?

*looks down* I-Im kidding, Im kidding....Unless~?

I'm not trans or anything
I just... like kawaii things
I wanna be kawaii...

I kinda wish I was a boy...but Im not trans, okai?

*blushes*
I... I... Uh...
Hnng....

I-I uh...lets talk in PMs....

The grass is greener on the other side, I guess

No it's not. It's blue.

On one hand, I wanna be a big cool dude
On the other, I wanna be a kawaii boi

Go with whichever you want....

N-n-n-no... It's b-b-better if we end this right here, right now.

I-I was j-joking!

I'm not sure...
We don't live in that reality
We don't know if you're happier, or sadder
But... all we know is what's in this reality
There's no use trying to change what's already happened

I dont like this reality....

*pulls you down*
*kisses your cheek*
Th-that's as far as we go! N-no more stepping across that line!

*blushes* A-ah-! u-uh, o-okai....

Can I be a big cool dude but with the attitude of a kawaii boi?

You'd be kinda weird like that.

B-but youre short....

Says the trap.

Sadly, it's the only reality we have...

Oh yeah, I live in the shortest country in the world. So tall here is tiny for all you giants

Mexicans are pretty short too, I think....so Im used to short people...N and Me are just tall because we're part European (I think)....besides, I like short boys.

Usufuchi's terrible jokes?

Sure...

Are you really taking the piss?

Does that mean you don't like N?
He's taller than you, right?

n-no! I dont not like him!

Yeah! *grabs Neesan's arm* Oh wait is that not what you meant?

*Falls a bit down* W-woah, guys, d-dont fight over me...um...otouto, are you getting jealous~?

Usufuchi's jokes are terrible
*bangs gavel*
Case closed

Are you taking the piss?

N-neesan...
You're getting affected by N...
You're using "~"...

*blushes and looks down* Y-yeah but h-he does it to flirt....I-Im just teasing....

T-t-t-t-t-t-teasing?!
*blushes and looks down at the ground*

So cute when you do that....aren’t you trying to be kawaii anyways?

*blushes more* N-not like that Baka!

This is massive trap energy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucbx9we6EHk

And I love it

Oh, otouto....as long as youre happy...then so am I....

O h o t o u t o -

I wanna be like him

R-r-r-right... F-f-f-family...

I-I mean, w-we dont have to be family if thats what y-you want...

*whines while hiding the shadows* I don't wanna lose anyone anymore....not like them or her...good Arceus...I.....

*stands still while looking around* Ey, even if I die, I'd come back as a ghost or something.... wait, who's 'her'?

Promise you won't laugh at this. But...
You see last year...
I feel in love with this girl named Natalie.
A Serbian girl...she's just a year younger than me...Well...I...I...*whines* I can't say the rest....it...it kills me inside...remembering it all....

*my face falls to a blank stare* why would I laugh at that? At least you have the capacity to love someone....if anything Im jealous of ya....and well, you dont have to say the rest if ya dont want to....but, answer me this, is she still alive?

*shrugs* idk....I haven't seen her since last year.....I wouldn't say I have the capability to love....not anymore....it's like my heart is made of blood red ice....

Ha....you remind me of him....kinda....he wasn't so bad.....it hurts, dosnt it....hahahaha....

A broken heart, so sad, so pure
How beautiful is the heart that's yours
But all the things that you have faced
Have made it felt like it's not in place

*nods* Something's hurt more than a knife through the heart...

I miss him...why'd he do that...? He was so stupid....

You'd never know....you'd never find me....you'd never understand......*whines*

I dont want the attention staining, oh my god, Im crying again....I might not get it, but Id still care....

Why ya cryin' though?

I dont know....I have a hard time with keeping my emotions under wraps....never in public, but I just break down a lot...I cry when Im happy, I scream when Im sad...I hate ya when Im nice to ya....Im mean to you when I like ya.....I have Borderline syndrome/personality disorder...ha...that, and its a poem of mine...

*sighs* We're all crazy at some extent. Me? I appear normal but I'm just as a mystery as what's wrong with me....if ya wanna truly know who I meant....I guess I should say it....I can't hide it...

*falls to my back* I mean, I might also have another thing...I hope I dont have it...but...whats your thing?

Like I've said. I'm just as mysterious as what could be wrong with me...I mean...when I was a kid, they tested me for ADHD but....they don't know. Nobody knows but me....But...Do ya really wanna know what I mean by 'her'?

*nods* Yeah....hahaha....tell me.

I've shared my room with my brothers for as long as I can remember, actually

Really? Well then...the girls would always want to sleep with me, so I'd always wake up with both of them snuggling against me...

I don’t like what’s going on someone help

Hm?

I always come back to drama

Bad Time, ey?
Sans is gonna kill me for that....

This is the first comment reply besides the gravity falls RP that i’ve gotten in a while. *Whines*

Welp...this is know slowly killing me inside.

I’m always slowly dying inside.

Oh no she's laughing again

Is she ok? Her tagline is scaring me?

Sure~

What do you call a bagel that could fly?
A plain bagel.

...

What do you call a scared Dog?
Awarewolf!
Badum tssshhh

Pffft hahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

fuijgjnipoaengoaenignetpiho?

Be quiet....or, keep going....Im not laughing though...

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they Lactoes.

Oh my god, youre crying again.

"I'm not crying, you're crying!"
Also what?

Put 'em off, and wash em out, the memories, put them off and-and make up for forgotten years.

You wanna hear a stupid joke?
(Don't worry, it's a dad joke)

So much love, so much attention
So many things that faced neglection

All the affection you deserved
Taken away, as if it was reserved

OH MY GOD, IM LAUGHING AGAIN!

Are you ok?

I have a TV in one of my rooms too....

Your brother at least does things with you. Reminds me of my sad and lonley life in despair. If I grow up to be a psychopath it’s not just me to blame becuase of these bad conditions in my childhood. It’s even already begenning as i’m enjoying the suffering of others. I was even called felix today because I hate saying my own name.

You cant grow up to be a psychopath....thats LITERALLY impossible...

Then probably a sadistic murderer.

Please dont...

YOU GUYS HAD TVS IN YOUR ROOMS?!

J-just in one of my rooms....and I bought it with my personal money, so yeah.

I KNOW RIGHT

Well at least my Grandma had her TV installed in my old room

Also, who is
“M, A, and N?”

Dont worry about it...it just for Cheez to know.

JUST FOR CHEEZ?!?!

Yeah, just for him. Some things are just between me and him, becuase I love him more than the rest of you, which means I talk to him more. You just gotta deal with it.

My envy back at it again.

Deal with it for once....

HOW? I AM THE SIN OF ENVY!

*shugs* I didnt say get rid of it, I said deal with it.

Now I feel betrayed. For literaly the 4th time this month.

*shrugs* you gotta deal with things sometimes.

And I’m still not happy because let’s face it-i’m almost never happy. And I think my wifi is still down so FU-

Usually when friends come over they stay at the first floor, but when they DO go to the second floor they don't stay in our room long.
Sometimes, some friends would hang out in my old room as we turned on the AC and just vibed.
I think I don't get embarrassed because I'm a guy and what you do is girl things.

I mean, A and M stay over sometimes, (cuz I have a big house) and we pull all nighters sometimes....and, hey! What do you mean by 'Girl Things?!' M gets mad at me cuz all I do is spend more time with A, but thats just cuz me and A are better at hanging out together...M wants to go do things but Im really awkward....
Did I just make M sound like a bad person?

Nah, M seems like a cool person too

And anyway, I think it's a girl thing to get embarrassed by your room when friends come over

Yeah, M is....I guess since A is a guy, we kinda just....are better with each other? I mean, M says Im more like a guy than a girl so....

No, its not that, I just want it to be messy....

*shrugs*

I mean, if I had my own room, I would let my room be as messy as I want
You know, until I start losing stuff

And then the bedbugs came-

I like to keep it tidy, just so that way I WONT START losing stuff....

I procrastinate so much I'm beginning to wonder if I'm procrastination itself

Yes, a boy and his blob, is a game for the Wii. I got it for mines.

You have a cool room.

Thanks...it's only part of it.

It's very cool!

She has a TV!

It looks a lot better than mine...mine is...really messy.

It looks tidy on one side though...

Me who shares my room with two little brothers: "Oh? Are you challenging me?"

mood....when people come over to my house, I just put things in the closet and pretend its like that all the time...

Nobody visits me.......

You girls clean your room when people come over?

Wait, people come over to your houses?

Ha, yeah, me neither...just 3 people...or, sometimes they would bring him over...

Welp....This...is...to awkward...I don't want my personality to suddenly shift...it can do that...

Still kinda yeah I guess (That's like 4 answers in one answer wow)
I like your room

Huh..

Oh yeah, I remember you saying that because of renovations, you have to share your room...and well, I guess its not that messy....

Y-you dont? You dont get...embarrassed or anything?

M and A come over- and N, but thats it....oh, and my parents.

Nah, dont worry about it, mine does that too....

Alright....well...uh...just to mention I not long ago made The Millennium Gang group on Quotev and...I'm wondering when everyone of us would join and...uh...uh....uh...

Nah, I get it, you just dont want to interact with people anymore for a while, right?

And, sure! I'll join! (once my vita stops doing the thing)

I don't like interacting with people in general.....And alright.

Dont worry about it, Im like that to...also thank you for making the Quotev group.

Your welcome and you'll also thank me for making the Unholy Trinity.

Googled it, seems like a cute game

Does this look cute to ya now? And yep. That's a pic from my actual room.

*mild concern* N-neesan?

...should I call an ambulance?

You trying to make a poem?

What do you call a scared Dog?
Awarewolf!
Badum tssshhh

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

I wanted to make a joke of scissors but it blew out.

WAIT

I MEANT
I wanted to make a joke of scissors but it didn’t make the cut.

I wanted to make a joke about Sonic but then it rolled away

Not easy to make duck jokes becuase they might not always quack them up.

Not easy to make hedge jokes either because the bush jokes beat them all around

Cheese jokes? They’re easier to milk.

*shrugs* Was it okay?

Not bad....it was pretty good.

Ha... thanks...

You can make good stuff if you try....you can be like us one day....you know, me, A and M...just gotta work hard....

Thanks for the advice, Neesan

Thanks, Neesan...
It means a lot coming from you...

Ha, yeah. Im serious...I started out with small, 4-5 lined poems before I could write this kind of stuff...besides, you already got one, dont you? OHW....I think lots of people would like that...

OHW is still a WIP... I've only got the main part, but I don't have the others yet...

*shrugs* I mean, just...roll with it...I think of verses when Im watching TV sometimes....you just need to WANT it...

Ahahahaha! Do whatever ya want!

*calls an ambulance*

Oi oi! Why ya doin that?! Hands off!

Death by laughing is an actual thing!

Wait, you serious?! *starts laughing harder*

(hey bud,i made another rp thingy if ya wanna join)

*the medics look at you*
"On second thought we'll take her to a therapist."

E-eh?! THERAPY?! NO! I CANT AFFORD THAT! HANDS OFF! AHAHAHAAHAH!

NO
I WILL GET MONEY
SO YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY

*calm down* Don't worry! I'll pay for it!

WHAT?! NAH, YOU CANT DO THT! *under breath* Let. Go. Of. Me....I dont like being touched!

Damn it, Neesan! *slaps you like Nick slaps Colorbar*

Ya woudnt get it....ahahahahaha...!

((Fun factoid: You know how I think of my OCs like extensions of me? well Colorbar is the most like me.))

Eh? Oi, that hurts! Dont do that again! Ahahahahahahaha!

((Yeah, I saw that))

Damn it! I thought that would work! *the ambulance arrives*

*pulls out a knife* IM NOT GOING BACK TO THE HOSPITAL!

Of course I can do that! I have my parents' credit cards!

"Borderline illegal, but very well."

But in all seriousness I would pay for your therapy bills if I had money

That's really sweet....

THEN STOP LAUGHING!

Ahahahaha! Thats hilarious! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

I'll work hard so you can get therapy!

Eh? NO!

Yes, Medic? This girl right here

*The medics grab you in a way you can't fight back*

It's for your own good, Neesan

*starts fighting back wither way* AAAHAHAHAHAH! LET ME GO!

*watch as the medics cure your laughter*
"Well, it's alright. She's not really laughing, just forcing herself. If she does run out of air all she'll do is pass out and continue to breathe normally." One said to me.

Hahaha! Who says this is bored?! Everything is hilarious when yore broken!

I WILL GO TO COLLEGE AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB SO YOU CAN GET THERAPY

ALSO SO WE CAN GO TO DISNEYLAND

I PREFER MICHIGAN’S ADVENTURE

Alright, alright! I'll take you to Disney WORLD when we're older! At least when I'M 18!

I COME BACK AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE

It's just a thing I saw from an anime!

YOU TRYING ME?

Instead, can you call lifealert?
I've fallen and i can't get up.

Ah, yeah, thanks for making that too.

Your welcome....and see ya then...

Okai, bye...

See ya, Vik-senpai

*interrupts*
WHAT. THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

IM A LITTLE OUT OF SORTS~!

I’M NOT SINGING SOME KIND OF SONG! I’M TRYNA HAVE A NORMAL DAY AND I SEE THIS!

IVE BEEN CONTEMPLATING~
FALLACIES AND THINGS THAT SCARE ME~!

*pissed-off noise*

Ahahahahahahahaha! Theres no such thing as a 'normal day'when youre around me! Ahahahahaha!

I saw your conversation with cheez about reveals. Reminds me, I’m never doing one.

Ack, get me into this love too, but don’t get too close because I hiss.

Aight.

*gets all up in your personal business*

*HISS*

(hey,i made another fnaf rp thingy,its really interesting)

What’s going on now?