The Flooded School

Frequent flooding 50,000bc - 2005ad : natural disaster.
Any flood 2005 - present : evidence of global Warming

Storm/heat/fire/drought/flood records dropping like flies. Climate Science Deniers scramble after each one to offer an alternative explanations to offset the cause scientists have been warning about for almost 60 years.

Yes these kids are drowning everyday, please send aid

Please have some heart, these kids can't swim and have to go to a school that's filled with water. Soon they will all drown just trying to learn some ABC's

Waterwings. Problem solved.

Finally a solution! You just may have saved trillions of lives!

Who would populate the world if it wasn't for the trillions? The billions? Haha no.

Are you saying we should send snorkels instead?

Maybe we could push the plastic islands in the oceans their way? Put blankets over it to sit on?

I was thinking maybe genetically modifying them to have gills like in waterworld but your idea seems more doable

We should teach them how to climb on top of the roof. Then they no drown.

No! The have to drown to learn, it's the only way global warming will work!

They are obviously more committed to learning something than you ever were.

Yes and they will be remembered, just today alone 200million kids drowned in their classrooms, such a waste. ;(