Friday the 13th Trump

Trump would have him wearing a MAG hat in no time :D

MAGA

My associates got arrested? = MAGA

Regular comedian over there! Thanks for the good laugh this morning!

Nah, it'd be boring. Trump's policies would get him a job (hopefully with ICE) and the movie would be over.

Trump wouldn't last two seconds with Jason. He runs fast. Trump runs his mouth. Only time he runs.

Wow, 2 seconds and he'd have a job and the movie would be over. Some movie.

Well Trump does like to hire people inadept at their jobs? Betsy Devos? No experience in education. Hired! Rick Perry wants to get rid of department of energy? Get hired there instead. Shoe designer Barbie designs ugly shoes, becomes advisor to the "Potus", Jared Kushner, son of a criminal, becomes senior advisor to "Potus" despite no political experience.

Although Jason doesn't talk, he still is smarter than Trump.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to joke with you. I didn't know you were retarded.

oh I'm sorry. I presented you with facts and you broke out in hives because you're allergic to facts and it made you act like a complete asshole with a tiny microscopic dick. Go f**k yourself with a chainsaw, Clownshoes.

It's OK retard. Go have some milk and cookies.