OUR DEAR PRESIDENT: REAL ESTATE SCION, REALITY SHOW & BEAUTY PAGEANT HOST, PERPETUAL CAMPAIGNER, COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF; AND NOW: SELF-APPOINTED EXPERT ON UKRAINIAN CORRUPTION. GOSH, HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT IT THAN THE UKRAINIANS THEMSELVES! AND OUR OWN FBI! HOW DOES HE DO IT, FOLKS?