You're not paying attention, and you can't read body language. Putin has been dictating to Trump ever since Trump went bankrupt in Atlantic City and American banks cut him off.
You weren't paying attention. Mueller found lots and never exonerated Trump. Mueller was not allowed to indict a sitting president. But a lot of Trump's friends are in jail right now because of it.
So your claim is that those 2 years and 43 million dollars was a complete waste of time and money. Awesome, I agree. But hey! You found a few instances of process crime that had nothing to do with Trump/Putin collusion. Great work.
I did a Google image search but couldn't find even the template, but then again, those seem to be hit or miss as stuff pops up later which didn't show when looking.