Why would I date Kim? You ever try to date a thiccboi? all they want you to do is make a sandwich, and that's not fun, unless it's a thumbtack sandwich. That can be fun to watch. Anyway I'm going to go back to playing Fortnite, I got a amazing blue pump shotgun. I know all you millenial liberals like playing video games so I'm trying to enrich myself in your culture. Peace out, one love.
-Donald J. Trump, Your Favorite President
