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Unworthy Of Worship

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Edgy satanist! No one cares.
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Le sigh...

Pay attention for the nth time, you silly child, as this story was already old when the Pyramids were new:

Once upon a time after the GodS created thangs, two of them, who were BFFs, were hanging out in the lovely Garden with their pet monkey people.
The Serpent God - God of wisdom and knowledge of good & evil - invited mother of all humanity to partake of the fruit from whence all the GodS had gotten their ablity to use their brains. She then gave some to her mate.
The other God - a tyrannical and jealous God, full of wrath - got all miffed about this and cast them out of the Garden and said he was taking over.

The World has been ruled by evil ever since.

THE BEGINNING
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Oh, I forgot, if it wasn't attributed to the Roman fiction known as Saul/Paul, killer of Christians and corruptor of the faith of THE Chosen, then it doesn't suit your Roman pagan vision.
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Did I hurt the precious feelz of your Roman con?

No worries, just keep clicking your heels together and say Iesu/Zeus Krishna is Sol Invictus, not Mithra and everything will be Osiris (see what I did there?)
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I'm not a self-proclaimed anything, you silly child. Don't need the herd so I can breath in a facsimile of comfort.

You, however, are weak. You can't stand on your own without a crowd to hold your diapers up - can't stand yourself for that matter. For crying out loud, you're an insignificant foreigner in the middle of nowhere pretending to be an American latching your tongue to the anus of our wannabe KGB die cut autocrat so you can feel that you're part of something beyond the miserable shackles of your pathetic imitation of a life. Same as you do with Saul/Paul Roman Paganism in the quest for life eternal because you squandered the life you actually do have on booze and self loathing - albiet, a loathing well earned.

If there was a Divinity, it would get along fine without my blessing bestowed upon it by uttering its proper nickname(s).
Why would something so beyond the confines of your fetid gnat brain require that you repeat corrupted mantras correctly in accordance to the writings of Son of Jackal Seated in Rome to exist? (THAT incidentally, is one prophecy that did get fulfilled)

Enjoy your Roman Paganism. At least when you die, you will die believing you will burn in ye olde Gehenna garbage dump for an eternity. Your Demons are you. And there ain't a damned thing you can do to undo that.

Toodles, triggered troll.
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tl:dr*

*super hugs* *
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