(to the tune of Jingle bells) crashing thorough the snow, on a pair of broken skis, o'er the fields we go, crashing into trees, ahhahhahhh, the snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, woke up in the hospital with stiches in my head, ohhhh 911, 911, help is on the way, oh how fun it is to ride in a ambulance all day, ohhh,911, 911 help is on the way, oh what fun it is to ride in a ambulance all day! Blehh(or other death sounds)