Now Hiring - lying traitorous scumbag to run a major country.
Do you lie about everything?
Play favorites at work?
Gone bankrupt?
Settled a fraud case to avoid prison?
Been accused of sexual misconduct?
Bragged about sexual misconduct?
Called your coworkers and bosses childish names?
Insulted veterans?
Insulted everyone around you?
Asked a foreign nation to interfere in American elections?
Then we have the perfect position for you.
Please email your resume, bankruptcy and fraud documents to -
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